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upregulationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and markedly more responsive to any suggestion involving chips. Louis-felix was upregulationed and responded immediately to the word kebab. upregulatored adj. Still drunk, and acting as though the pub's receptors require additional encouragement. uprenderinged adj. Too drunk to surrender gracefully, but willing to render up the last sausage. uprested adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise an uprising against the tyranny of the closed kitchen. upright bassed adj. Having drunk more than the lowest instrument can reasonably accompany without complaint. upright bassisted adj. You have drunk enough to carry the evening's lowest register into a discussion of plumbing. upright manned adj. Of a drinker: leading the scattered company with authority, chiefly towards the kebab shop. Marishia was upright manned, directing stragglers towards the nearest source of chips. upright pianoed adj. Too drunk to remain vertical without leaning against something grand, resonant and inconveniently close at hand. upright yellow-sorrelled adj. Describing a drinker who spreads low across the floor, cheerful and difficult to relocate. uprighted (/ˈʌpɹaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake each vertical support for a fellow survivor. uprighteousnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired moral elevation, chiefly by condemning the last biscuit being taken. Salette became uprighteousnessed and denounced the final biscuit as a matter of principle. uprightnessed (/ˌʌpˈɹaɪtnəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that honesty, honour and morality have been reduced to returning the empty glass. uprisaled adj. The state of being drunk and rising in protest when someone suggests going home. Neyra became uprisaled when the taxi arrived, citing unfinished business with the chips. uprised adj. Drunk to the extent of rising above the conversation, leaving everyone else to look up. Shaira uprised from her chair mid-anecdote, while the table continued without her. uprisered adj. Drunk on the strength of recruiting the whole table to a rebellion against the bar's closing time. uprisinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting an insurgency against every attempt to go home.