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upsaraed adj. A drinker who has become convinced that the weather is personally arranging the evening. upscalabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can expand a private misunderstanding to include everyone present.
upscalenessed adj. Reduced by drink to expensive tastes, demanding better surroundings from people paying for ordinary ones. upscalered adj. Softened by drink into someone who improves every gathering by making it larger, dearer and less manageable. Dacee upscalered the supper into a private room before anyone had finished the starters. upscalinged adj. Sharpened by drink into enlarging the guest list, the bill and the disagreement simultaneously. upscanned adj. Loosened by drink into looking upwards for someone more important to involve in the matter. upscattered adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute your opinions upwards and outwards, regardless of where they land. upscatteringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to send every conversation towards a longer wavelength. upscored adj. Having drunk enough to regard the improved score as a personal achievement. Mikeila became quietly pleased when the darts score rose by one. upscuddled adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn a quarrel into a minor regional event. upselled adj. Too drunk to refuse the additional purchase, particularly when it has been described as the sensible option. upsellered adj. You are drunk and recommending additions which were not requested. upsended adj. Of a drinker: able to transmit a message upwards, though not necessarily accurately. upserted adj. Of a drinker who has revised the same account whenever a new detail appears. Ellie-j altered the story twice, retaining the original opening and none of its facts. upsertioned adj. Describing a drinker who inserts new information where possible and revises the rest.
upset priced adj. A drinker so far gone that the lowest acceptable offer seems to be another round.