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upshocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sudden increase seem physically instructive. Roberson stepped back from the raised volume as though pressure had changed. upshooted (/ʌpˈʃuːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly looks upwards without deciding to, particularly while negotiating the stairs. upshortsed adj. A drinker who squints upwards at inappropriate angles, with the coordination of a reluctant voyeur. upshoted (/ˈʌpʃɒtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the final result of every attempted movement is a surprise. upside down fridged adj. The condition of a drinker who stores all useful resources below, including the ability to stand. upside-down Jennied adj. The drunkenness of one who reverses every expected orientation, including which way the stairs are going. upside-down caked adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose plans are overturned only after being thoroughly baked through the evening. upside-down catfished adj. Softened by drink into a person who proceeds inverted, slowly, and with the composure of bottom-dwelling aquatic life. Kameel upside-down catfished towards the lavatory, while the queue maintained polite silence. upside-down fired adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose remaining energy burns steadily from the crown downwards. Miyanah became upside-down fired and continued speaking long after her feet had stopped cooperating. upside-down income statemented adj. Loosened by drink into beginning with the bottom line, then inventing the figures required to reach it. Dalicia was upside-down income statemented, announcing the desired balance before inventing the figures. upside-down treed adj. Emboldened by drink to root oneself above ground and call the resulting instability a posture. upsided (/ˈʌpˌsaɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the uppermost part of every surface as the obvious destination. upsilon mesonned adj. Drunk to the point where each middle step becomes a particle with its own orbit. upsilon particled adj. Drunk enough to exist as a tightly bound pair of impulses, neither willing to separate from the other. Brayven became upsilon particled and moved only when both feet had agreed. upsilonned (/juːpˈsaɪ.lənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to forming one careful vowel at a time, each delivered with scholarly importance. Dominicc grew upsilonned while ordering, producing one grand vowel before abandoning the sentence. upsittinged adj. Drunk past the point of remaining seated, rising ceremonially to greet friends who are already present. Shayla was upsittinged, rising ceremonially to greet friends already settled at the table.