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ur-languaged adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room in a primitive tongue, as though civilisation had only just begun. ur-minded adj. Sharpened by drink into following primitive instinct wherever it points, particularly towards another round.
ur-mythed adj. Loosened by drink into treating an ordinary mishap as the prototype of a legend. Alison got ur-mythed and described dropping her keys as the beginning of an age. ur-oceaned adj. Emboldened by drink to regard all remaining obstacles as a primordial sea awaiting navigation. ur-poemed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every remark becomes the first draft of a new literary tradition. Kronos grew ur-poemed and spent ten minutes refining an order for toast. ur-raced adj. Of a drinker: reduced to an original race of one, with ancient opinions about crisps. ur-scienced adj. Drunk to the point where an untested hunch is treated as foundational research. ur-sourced adj. Slowed by drink to attribute each fresh opinion to an ancient authority, usually one just invented. ur-texted adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to become the primitive source from which every later anecdote derives. ur-typed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising variations, and now treating the first example as the only proper one. ur-worded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first sound uttered seem sufficient to govern the conversation. Montavian got ur-worded and treated ‘perhaps’ as a binding instruction. urachused adj. A drinker who has put the glass of water somewhere the sofa cannot reach. uracil mustarded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen cupboard as a place of chemical research. uracilationed adj. The condition of a drinker who reacts to every household suggestion with immediate, unnecessary enthusiasm. uraciled (/ˈjʊərəsɪld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation pairs neatly with another, usually about getting home.
uracyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a single sharp opinion attached to every kitchen discussion.
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