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uramilic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a chemist's certainty about a compound nobody at the bar has heard of. uramphited adj. Loosened by drink into a crystalline wobble, with uranium somehow entering the conversation. uramustined adj. Emboldened by drink to alkylate the uracil in any conversation that comes near the snug. uran-ochred adj. Slowed by drink to a yellow, earthy crawl, leaving an incrustation on the bar stool. uran-utanned adj. Softened by drink into something that folds over the last coat and sleeps until morning. uranalysised adj. Drunk and conducting an intimate analysis of the facilities, with findings reported to the whole bar. uranated (/ˈjʊəɹəneɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every glass becomes an oxyanion and every round requires a salt. Tywon got uranated and classified the stout as a uranium oxyanion. urancalcarited adj. Drunk enough to glow yellow in the corner, bright, earthy and chemically unaccountable. Antron looked urancalcarited beneath the pub light and declined to explain the colour. uraniaed adj. Drunk past the point of being a mixture, with several stronger substances settling at once. uranided adj. Drunk beyond fluttering decorum, with the sudden grace and trajectory of a swallowtail moth. uraniided adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement a bright, erratic flutter above the bar. uraninited (/jʊˈɹeɪnɪnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you dark, heavy and reluctant to move from the settle. uraninned adj. Drunk, with the result that your face acquires a brownish-red glow visible across the snug. uraniscoplastied adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing an entirely artificial palate for judging ordinary pub fare. uraniscused adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the roof of the mouth as a final topic of conversation. uranismed (/ˈjʊəɹənɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly certain that the evening requires no further classification.