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uranisted (/ˈjʊəɹənɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying on with calm certainty after the lights come up. uranited adj. Still drunk, and dark, lustrous and considerably heavier in the chair than when you arrived. Synaya remained uranited in the corner, darkly gleaming beside the empty glasses. uranium bombed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a sudden, concentrated detonation of opinions across the bar. Tayler went uranium bombed and scattered an entire round of opinions over the darts match. uranium dioxided adj. Having drunk enough to become a grey solid, or a heavy gas depending on the route home. uranium glassed adj. Having drunk more than is sensible and acquiring a fluorescent effect beneath the pub's lights. uranium hexafluorided adj. You have drunk enough to become a grey solid in the snug, or a heavy gas on leaving. uranium nitrated adj. Drunk and handling every conversation as a delicate compound whose slightest disturbance requires evacuation. uranium nitrided adj. Of a drinker: insoluble in ordinary conversation and best left beside the radiator until morning. uranium seriesed adj. Drunk past the point of a simple evening, and now proceeding through several distinct stages towards tea. Etsub became uranium seriesed and explained the evening as a sequence of inevitable transformations. uranium trioxided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a person can distinguish a sophisticated compound from a fizzy orange drink. uranium-233'd adj. Drunk in a way that remains fissile for generations, though currently incapable of splitting the bill. Stanton became uranium-233'd and regarded the dinner receipt as a problem in nuclear division. uranium-234'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an apparently minor portion of the evening accounts for nearly everything afterwards. uranium-235'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming energetically unstable, with the eventual product being a request for chips. Malyk became uranium-235'd and converted considerable energy into a kebab order. uranium-238'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a vast reserve, most of which is being spent standing quietly by the lavatory. uraniumaired adj. Drunk since last orders, and wealthy enough to mistake a packet of crisps for an investment opportunity. Joellyn was uraniumaired and offered to finance the table's remaining pickled onions. uraniumed (/jʊˈɹeɪniəmd/) adj. Too drunk to remain silvery-grey in manner, though still faintly radioactive with opinions.