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uranmicrolited adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of several elements that no longer combine usefully. Calis grew uranmicrolited and assembled a mineralogical argument from three unrelated bar snacks. uranocened adj. Drunk by closing time, and orbiting the same conversational subject with admirable chemical persistence. Isheanesu became uranocened and returned to the subject of a misplaced teaspoon. uranocircited adj. Still drunk, and arranged with great symmetry around a central determination to have one final drink. uranographered adj. Too drunk to map the heavens, but perfectly willing to chart the route to the kebab shop. uranographied adj. Having drunk more than a reasonable survey of the heavens requires, and now measuring constellations by pints. uranographisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to catalogue the stars, provided they are all on the ceiling of the lavatory. uranolited adj. You have drunk enough to arrive from outer space, though the landing site is plainly the sofa. uranologied adj. You are drunk and studying the heavens, particularly the small bright object above the sink. uranomancied adj. Of a drinker: consulting the heavens for guidance, then taking the first available taxi. uranometriaed adj. Of a drinker who has measured the constellations inaccurately and is now measuring the distance to bed. uranometried adj. Describing a drinker who measures the constellations by pointing at the pub ceiling. uranophaned adj. A drinker who has oxidised into a rare yellow mineral and is consequently difficult to rouse for pudding. uranophobiaed (/ˈjuɹənoʊˌfəʊbi.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that heaven appears threatening, particularly when reached by staircase. uranopilited adj. The state of being drunk and faintly luminous, with a complexion suggesting the pub's fluorescent lighting. uranopissited adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved mineral status and is nevertheless still looking for the lavatory. uranoplastied adj. Drunk on the strength of a newly made palate, and applying it critically to the bar snacks.