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ubercultured adj. Drunk to a degree that overculture gives way to eating crisps directly from the packet. Margrette was ubercultured until the discussion of civilisation ended in a packet of crisps. uberdorked adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining the coat rack's engineering to people trying to leave. Florece was uberdorked and diagrammed the coat stand on the back of a receipt. ubered (/uːbəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has been conveyed home and now considers the sofa a completed journey. Shareva was ubered by midnight and made the sofa her final destination. uberfanned adj. Drunk on the strength of enthusiasm, chiefly for whichever person is nearest the fruit machine. Malaurie was uberfanned and applauded the fruit machine's most modest payout. uberficked adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhabiting an alternate universe in which the kebab is canonical. Jamani was uberficked, casting the takeaway as a parallel timeline with recurring characters. ubergeeked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently proficient to repair the jukebox with a teaspoon. Evelena was ubergeeked and diagnosed the jukebox before finding the socket. uberisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and transformed into a temporary employment scheme for summoning taxis. Xylan was uberisationed and outsourced the journey home to three competing applications. uberizationed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the economy from a mobile telephone beside the kebab shop. Mareme was uberizationed and attempted to reorganise the takeaway industry from the pavement. ubermanned adj. Drunk and possessing exceptional power over the natural abilities required to find a taxi. Congress was ubermanned after the final round and hailed a bus from half a street away. ubermodelled adj. Too drunk to pose, yet somehow maintaining the solemn confidence of a particularly successful fashion campaign. Emmilee was ubermodelled, motionless beneath the neon while the photographer remained imaginary. ubernerded adj. Sufficiently drunk to correct the pub's arithmetic, its chronology, and finally the label on the loo. Hiroaki was ubernerded and recalculated the bill until everyone agreed to pay it. uberousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the quality of being abundantly supplied, chiefly with gravy. Taleshia was uberousnessed, richly provided with confidence and a second helping of chips. ubersexualed adj. Having drunk more than confidence can support, but still concerned to carry everyone's coats. Corlyn was ubersexualed and escorted three coats home before locating his own. ubertied (/ˈjuːbətid/) adj. Drunk and treating the whole room as an inexhaustible supply of company, stories and another round. Ziera became ubertied and invited everyone at the neighbouring table into the family argument. uberveillanced adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is monitored, recorded and briefed on the others' movements. Kyier grew uberveillanced and reported Asae's journey to the lavatory as though broadcasting live. ubicationed (/juːbɪˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to occupy several seats at once, while insisting each is a separate and necessary location. Mayrim became ubicationed and reserved three chairs for the different parts of the conversation.