uratosised
urban legended

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uratosised adj. Describing a drinker who has allowed one small grievance to circulate through the whole social system. uraturiaed adj. A drinker who leaves unmistakable evidence of the evening wherever the arrangements have placed them.
urbacitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an insular celebration of the city they came from. urban blighted adj. The state of being drunk and visibly deteriorating in public, while companions provide reluctant maintenance. urban boardinged adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every kerb and table edge as equipment, to the alarm of bystanders. urban contemporaried adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies an unsolicited soundtrack and expects the room to provide backing vocals. Keyonte became urban contemporaried and performed over Nana’s conversation until both left the table. urban crawled adj. Reduced by drink to communicating at close quarters only, drawing everyone nearby into an unplanned network. urban districted adj. Softened by drink into separate administrative zones, each acquaintance receiving a different version of the evening. Sharnele became urban districted, assigning Curtisa and the barman separate accounts of what had happened. urban dwellered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who finds the countryside personally unreasonable and says so repeatedly. Suset got urban dwellered and criticised the village silence while Octava searched for the spare key. urban explorationed adj. Loosened by drink into investigating forbidden corners, with companions following to prevent further discoveries. urban explorered adj. Emboldened by drink to enter restricted places and recruit an unwilling companion for the expedition. urban fabricked adj. Slowed by drink to noticing every frontage, pavement and lamppost, while the party waits at the crossing. urban fantasied adj. Drunk and convinced that the familiar town contains hidden rules, secret powers and an audience for both. urban feed adj. Having drunk more than the bill for staying somewhere seems to warrant. urban furnitured adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every bench, bollard, and sign for a suitable companion.
urban legended adj. Of a drinker: widely discussed, insufficiently verified, and improved by each retelling.