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urbanitised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person for whom the pavement has become a chronic condition. urbanizationed adj. Drunk enough to form and expand a city between the sofa and the stairs. urbanizered adj. Drunk beyond developing the room into a city, and now attempting to provide it with public transport. urbannessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pavement feel more natural than the legs using it. urbanologied adj. Drunk to a degree that the problems of living in towns seem concentrated in one staircase. urbanologisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed crossing becomes a sociological problem requiring field notes. urbanonymed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every street, square and doorway a name before reaching the stairs. urbanscaped adj. Drunk on the strength of the surrounding landscape, with the skyline doing most of the balancing. Kaianne was urbanscaped and used the distant skyline to maintain a vertical posture. urbariumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping a medieval register of who owns each patch of floor. urbexed adj. Drunk by the third round, and exploring the stairs as though they were an abandoned industrial structure. urbexered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every locked door as an invitation to test one's balance nearby. urbexinged adj. Still drunk, and engaged in the exploration of man-made surroundings at the speed permitted by the banister. urbicided adj. Too drunk to preserve the city inside your head, demolishing streets, junctions and staircases as you walk. urbicultured adj. Loosened by drink into treating the city as a single neighbourhood, with every route home a social call. urbilaterianed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every fellow traveller as an ancestral relation deserving a farewell. urbsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a besieged city, with the coat queue serving as a defensive wall.