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ureagenesised adj. Too drunk to leave directly, forming one further round from the raw materials of the previous one. Lauren grew ureagenesised after last orders and somehow produced another drink from disputed change. ureametered adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the journey home by increasingly unreliable bodily evidence. ureametried adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the morning's consequences in urea, rather than regret. ureaplasmaed adj. Having drunk more than the group can safely contain, and multiplying through every conversation on the way home. Luna-may was ureaplasmaed, multiplying through every conversation until the group divided for the walk home. ureased (/ˈjʊəɹɪeɪzd/) adj. You are drunk and catalysing every quiet conversation into carbonated nonsense before the doors close. urechided adj. Of a drinker: spoon-shaped in purpose, scooping friends towards the taxi while missing the obvious route home. Lovelynn was urechided, spooning friends towards the taxi while walking confidently towards the canal. urechitinned adj. Of a drinker who has become a Caribbean plant extract in attitude: bitter, concentrated and kept for emergencies. Gruffydd was urechitinned after the final round, a concentrated reserve of complaints by the coats. urechitoxinned adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a poisonous companion seems an acceptable accompaniment to the evening. ured adj. Drunk on the strength of practice, having exercised the same farewell several times without leaving. uredepaed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every chair as an intervention in the preservation of the skeleton. urediniospored adj. Drunk, with the result that small new outgrowths of conversation appear wherever the evening has been wounded. Rhawnie became urediniospored, producing fresh conversational eruptions beside every ashtray. urediniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing conspicuous conversational pustules wherever attention has been applied. uredinologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the rust upon the evening as though it were a serious discipline. uredinologisted adj. Drunk on the strength of studying rust, and consequently inclined to diagnose corrosion in the company. uredinospored adj. Drunk to a degree that causes each fresh remark to reproduce briefly before the next one arrives. urediospored (/jʊəˈɹɛdiəˌspɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a fresh minor manifestation at every opportunity.