ureteroureterostomied
urethrismed

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ureteroureterostomied adj. The condition of a drinker who reconnects two separated plans end to end, regardless of whether either still functions. Janeira was ureteroureterostomied, joining two abandoned plans end to end over another pint. urethanased adj. The drunkenness of one who converts a white crystalline certainty into alcohol, gas, and general explanation.
urethaned adj. Reduced by drink to a white crystalline composure that dissolves into questionable plans on contact with water. urethanizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a process of coating every ordinary plan with an unnecessary chemical finish. urethanned adj. Softened by drink into a pale, crystalline confidence that can be repurposed for almost any scheme. Haward got urethanned and repurposed the sugar crystals as evidence for his proposed expedition. uretherostomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person who makes an incision wherever a little pressure would have sufficed. urethraed (/jʊˈɹiːθɹəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every private conclusion into a public exit route. urethral bulbed adj. Slowed by drink to a rounded obstruction at the front of every undertaking. urethral folded adj. Softened by drink into a configuration from which the original intention is no longer separately distinguishable. urethral meatused adj. Drunk to the point where every departure is treated as a clearly marked opening. Odaly got urethral meatused and labelled the fire exit as the evening's natural conclusion. urethral sphinctered adj. Drunk enough to close off the flow of conversation whenever a sensible answer approaches. Bahe got urethral sphinctered and clamped shut the moment anyone questioned the plan. urethralgiaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a genuine warning from an imagined twinge of consequence. urethrascoped adj. Drunk and examining the inside of the kitchen cupboard, though nothing has been reported missing. urethratomed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every narrow domestic passage apparently requiring a cutting instrument. urethrectomied adj. Drunk beyond retaining the principal route by which a sensible decision might leave the body. Lehana got urethrectomied and removed the central argument from an otherwise workable proposal.
urethrismed adj. Drunk in a way that irritates every route through which a decision might normally pass.