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ubichromenoled adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation remains linear, with each companion receiving a new chemical beginning. Jarone became ubichromenoled and restarted the same anecdote whenever Brianny returned from the bar. ubicitied (/juːˈbɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your whereabouts permanently uncertain to everyone except yourself. Deinas was ubicitied, appearing in photographs from rooms nobody remembered seeing him enter. ubicomped adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a device, a room and the ambient presence of either. Tajma became ubicomped and asked the lamps whether they were connected to the network. ubidecarenoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation undergoes the same energetic but ultimately circular process. Kabrina went ubidecarenoned and returned to the disputed starter after each visit to the bar. ubietied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being in one particular place a matter of persistent public debate. Narquise was ubietied, while Yasmen and the landlord disagreed about which room contained him. ubihydroquinoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the room's exhausted source of energy, with companions managing the output. Ruebin was ubihydroquinoned, and Karlene rationed his remaining enthusiasm between the guests. ubiquarianed (/ˌjuː.bɪˈkwɛə.ɹɪənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard your presence as a universal obligation on everyone in the building. Maelynne became ubiquarianed and addressed each table as though attendance were compulsory. ubiquicidinned adj. Drunk on the strength of attaching yourself preferentially to the one person least able to escape. Camran became ubiquicidinned and fixed himself to Tajwar for the remainder of the wedding. ubiquilinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and methodically dismantling every remaining social arrangement. Nannette became ubiquilinned and reduced Gabriella-louise's carefully planned seating to personal preference. ubiquilinopathied adj. Drunk by the third round, and folding every attempt at polite conversation into a less serviceable shape. Latoyla grew ubiquilinopathied and turned Breeyah's simple question into an evening-long misunderstanding. ubiquinoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and still supplying every nearby person with a fresh reason to remain. Nik was ubiquinoled and persuaded Grechen that the locked kitchen represented unfinished hospitality. ubiquinoned adj. Still drunk, and breathing renewed life into conversations that everyone else had already allowed to expire. Dorisa was ubiquinoned, reviving Philistine's abandoned story each time the room fell quiet. ubiquisted adj. Drunk past the point of believing you are everywhere at once, including the taxi already leaving. Dorothymae was ubiquisted and waved from three corners of the pavement simultaneously. ubiquitarianed adj. Slowed by drink to finding the whole of yesterday present everywhere, including places it plainly was not. Malakye woke ubiquitarianed, discovering last night’s conversation in every room of the house. ubiquitarianismed adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, and finding universal presence a sound social principle. Leabella became ubiquitarianismed and moved between groups, claiming every discussion needed her balance. ubiquitaried adj. You are drunk and turning up everywhere your companions hoped to have a quiet word. Marycatherine became ubiquitaried and joined Aydali at the bar, the buffet and the taxi queue.