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ubichromenoled adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation remains linear, with each companion receiving a new chemical beginning. ubicitied (/juːˈbɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your whereabouts permanently uncertain to everyone except yourself. ubicomped adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a device, a room and the ambient presence of either. ubidecarenoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation undergoes the same energetic but ultimately circular process. Kabrina went ubidecarenoned and returned to the disputed starter after each visit to the bar. ubietied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being in one particular place a matter of persistent public debate. ubihydroquinoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the room's exhausted source of energy, with companions managing the output. ubiquarianed (/ˌjuː.bɪˈkwɛə.ɹɪənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard your presence as a universal obligation on everyone in the building. ubiquicidinned adj. Drunk on the strength of attaching yourself preferentially to the one person least able to escape. ubiquilinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and methodically dismantling every remaining social arrangement. Domitilo ubiquilinned the evening, dismantling the round system and every remaining plan for home. ubiquilinopathied adj. Drunk by the third round, and folding every attempt at polite conversation into a less serviceable shape. Latoyla grew ubiquilinopathied and turned Breeyah's simple question into an evening-long misunderstanding. ubiquinoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and still supplying every nearby person with a fresh reason to remain. ubiquinoned adj. Still drunk, and breathing renewed life into conversations that everyone else had already allowed to expire. Dorisa was ubiquinoned, reviving Philistine's abandoned story each time the room fell quiet. ubiquisted adj. Drunk past the point of believing you are everywhere at once, including the taxi already leaving. ubiquitarianed adj. Slowed by drink to finding the whole of yesterday present everywhere, including places it plainly was not. ubiquitarianismed adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, and finding universal presence a sound social principle. ubiquitaried adj. You are drunk and turning up everywhere your companions hoped to have a quiet word. Tylasia was ubiquitaried, appearing in the kitchen whenever anyone attempted a quiet conversation.