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urethrismused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an awkward bodily interruption, especially when crossing the kitchen. urethritised adj. Drunk to a degree that every ordinary passage becomes inflamed with urgency and confidence. urethroceled adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing a normally contained intention to prolapse into public view. urethrocystoceled adj. The state of being drunk and collapsed between the lavatory and the sofa, with the bladder no longer consulted. Azyia urethrocystoceled between the lavatory and sofa, with the bladder excluded from all decisions. urethrocystoscopied adj. The condition of a drinker who examines the route from sofa to lavatory as though it were an internal passage. urethrodyniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a minor journey to the lavatory as a painful expedition. Amy-jo was urethrodyniaed and took the stairs to the bathroom with considerable care. urethrogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a hazy diagnostic image, lying still while the kitchen rearranges itself around you. urethrographied adj. Softened by drink into a blurred record of the route between the kitchen, sofa and lavatory. urethropexied adj. A drinker who has acquired unlikely support and is consequently willing to stand for another round. Meabh was urethropexied and consequently willing to stand for another round. urethroplastied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person determined to repair the kitchen, one utensil at a time. Jibraan got urethroplastied and began repairing the leaking tap with a butter knife. urethrorrhagiaed adj. Loosened by drink into an alarming but unproductive pilgrimage between the sofa and the lavatory. urethrorrheaed adj. Emboldened by drink to discharge opinions, grievances and other contents into the kitchen. Emerline became urethrorrheaed and delivered a lengthy account of the kettle's shortcomings. urethrorrhoeaed adj. Slowed by drink to a domestic seepage of complaints, apologies and half-finished journeys. urethroscoped adj. Drunk to the point where every cupboard, drawer and glass requires internal examination. urethroscopied adj. Drunk past the point of merely looking, and into a full examination of the kitchen's interior. urethroscopisted adj. Drunk enough to carry out a professional examination of the household's least interesting openings.