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urethrostomied adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a conventional route to the lavatory, and therefore making arrangements beside the sofa. urethrotomed adj. Drunk, with the result that narrow things in the kitchen are treated as obstructions to be cut. urethrotomied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes incision seem the natural solution to an otherwise manageable household problem. urethylaned adj. Drunk to the extent of a chemical coating: faintly medicinal, sticky about the edges, and best left on the sofa. ureyited adj. Drunk on the strength of a greenish mineral certainty that the kitchen floor is perfectly level. ureylened adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by two soft links with very little between them. Chianna was ureylened on the sofa, connected to the glass of water by a single determined hand. urezinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the house with the sluggish conviction of a steroid glycoside. urfa bibered (/ˈɜːfə ˌbibəd/) adj. Still drunk, and smoky, sweet-and-sour about the prospect of water, toast or another small plate. urfed adj. Drunk enough to let household custom decide every question the written instructions have neglected. Aliany was urfed, letting household custom settle every question the written instructions had omitted. urflied adj. Too drunk to land conventionally, and therefore circling the kitchen before settling near the sofa. Linnie was urflied, making several bright circuits of the kitchen before finding the sofa. urformed adj. Emboldened by drink to return to first principles, and explain them to the barmaid. Rossella got urformed and reconstructed the evening from its original ingredients. urge to merged adj. Drunk and treating every new acquaintance as a promising emotional connection. urged (/ɜːd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to pursue each passing desire at walking pace. urgenced (/ˈɜː(ɹ)dʒənsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor matter acquires the force of an emergency. Petronia became urgenced when the barmaid moved the bowl of nuts. urgencied (/ˈɝ.d͡ʒən.sid/) adj. Drunk enough to make immediate action necessary, particularly when none is required. Ellynor was urgencied by midnight, demanding immediate coats despite nobody needing to leave. urgent cared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a routine pub mishap from a medical emergency.