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uricited adj. Describing a drinker who has crystallised into a hard, complicated presence by the bar. uricogenesised adj. Drunk in a way that produces, with biochemical solemnity, the sort of acid ordinarily found in a bathroom. uricolysised adj. Drunk, with the result that a formidable metabolic process ends in asking where the toilet is. uricostaticked adj. Drunk to a degree that suppresses the production of anything except solemn opinions and a need to urinate. Paelyn became uricostaticked and announced that the evening's chemistry had been brought under control. uricosuriaed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's grandeur into the urine. uricosuricked adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicine that encourages acid to leave by the least ceremonial route. uricotelied adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting the evening into salts, acid and an urgent appointment with porcelain. uricotelismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and excreting the consequences of deamination with no further scientific dignity. Orlaith was uricotelismed and explained nitrogenous waste to an increasingly distant audience. uridined (/ˈjʊə.ɹɪ.dind/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from elegant molecular pairing to asking whether anyone has seen your coat. uridinyled adj. Having drunk enough to become a single radical, detached from ordinary conversation and attached to the bar. uridomed adj. Having drunk more than the plumbing can reasonably be expected to accommodate, and requiring an external arrangement. uridrosised adj. A drinker so far gone that the sweat has begun conducting its own chemistry. uridylased adj. Of a drinker: breaking down elaborate molecular arrangements until only a damp napkin remains. uridylated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an extra molecular appendage and is now carrying it around as a companion. uridylationed adj. Describing a drinker who has added one or more molecular units, then misplaced the keys. Shaherah was uridylationed, adding molecular units before misplacing the keys. uridyled adj. You are drunk and reduced to a single molecular fragment, with the hydroxyl conveniently missing.