uridylic acided
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uridylic acided adj. A drinker who has become a solitary phosphate-bearing unit, chiefly noticeable for lingering after everyone else has gone. uridylylationed adj. The state of being drunk and reacting solemnly with a small quantity of acid before ordering chips.
uridylyled adj. A drinker so far gone that only a single charged fragment remains to collect the bill. uridylyltransferased adj. The condition of a drinker who transfers a charged fragment between conversations without improving either. urinaemiaed adj. Drunk and circulating stale grievances until the whole group feels mildly unwell. urinal caked adj. The state of being drunk and deodorising the gents by remaining stubbornly near the drain. urinaled (/juːˈɹaɪnəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a fixture for the purposes of a brief and undignified visit. Darriane was urinaled and stood beside the old fitting as though awaiting official instruction. urinalisted adj. Reduced by drink to diagnosing the urine of strangers, while failing to locate your own shoes. urinalysised (/jʊəɹɪˈnælɪsɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating every visit to the lavatory as a comprehensive investigation. urinalysted adj. Drunk by closing time, and asking everyone precisely what they have been drinking. urinaried (/ˈjʊəɹɪn(ə)ɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the proper destination from any other convenient fixture. Kaileigh went urinaried and attempted to use the umbrella stand before being redirected. urinariumed adj. Still drunk, and storing the evening's most questionable remarks for later agricultural use. urinary bladdered adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain nothing useful and release every thought at the first opportunity. urinary casted adj. Having drunk enough to leave a solid impression of the evening in every conversation. urinary leashed adj. Having drunk more than the available facilities could accommodate, and therefore remaining socially tethered to home.
urinary meatused adj. You have drunk enough to make every private exchange suddenly public.
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