urinocultured
urkaed

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urinocultured adj. The drunkenness of one who has provided the evening with a sample and awaits the pub's results. urinologied adj. Describing a drinker who uses urine as though it were a routine measure of health.
urinologisted adj. Of a drinker who has taken up the study of urine, without leaving the bar. urinomaed adj. A drinker who has become neatly enclosed around a quantity of ill-advised fluid. urinomancied adj. A drinker so far gone that the next round is being divined from what is left in the glass. urinometered adj. The state of being drunk and assigning specific gravity to liquids of uncertain origin. urinometried adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a hydrometer of the lavatory. Carson-jai was urinometried and gave the washroom instruments undue consideration. urinomicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has accounted for every constituent, except the alcohol. urinoscopied adj. Softened by drink into examining a lavatory sample for signs of a wider condition. urinoscopisted adj. Reduced by drink to inspecting the evidence in the lavatory as though it might clarify matters. urinothoraxed adj. Sharpened by drink into carrying the evening's fluids somewhere they were not intended to go. urinterpretationed adj. Loosened by drink into explaining what the author meant, while disregarding what the author understood. urisheathed adj. Emboldened by drink to rely on a discreet covering for consequences best kept private. urited adj. Drunk and divided into several small sections, each proceeding independently. uritised adj. Drunk to the point where a minor burn has acquired considerable importance. Shanon became uritised and described the warm bowl as a personal event.
urkaed adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary mischief as a modest professional qualification.