U - Page 397
urkaryoted adj. Drunk past the point of being an ordinary cell, and now awaiting a more elaborate future. Jazalynn urkaryoted beyond ordinary cellhood, awaiting a more elaborate future beside the sink. urlanguaged adj. Drunk in a way that returns conversation to its most basic original form. Massimiliano became urlanguaged and communicated chiefly through pointing and approval. urlared adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a bagpipe's underlying theme. urlfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a phone into an online music festival. Lavell became urlfested and sent invitations to a concert being held nowhere. urmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a broad, cold woodland with limited public access. urmetazoaned adj. Drunk on the strength of having preceded every animal at the gathering by several rounds. urn mossed adj. The drunkenness of one who moves in small, soft stages and cannot manage the final step. Ralphel came urn mossed down the staircase, pausing at every landing. urn treed adj. Reduced by drink to a branching arrangement of limbs, each seeking separate support. urnaed adj. Softened by drink into a gentle spiral of misplaced certainty, centred conspicuously on the forehead. Onelia urnaed by the fruit machine, wearing misplaced certainty on her forehead while her friends fetched a cloth. urnaloricided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, armoured creature with poor directional control. Mckinlee went urnaloricided through the hallway, making several defensive contact points. urned (/ɜːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright on a narrow base, though the upper portion has begun to sway. urnfielded adj. Loosened by drink into a scattered arrangement across the floor, with each limb apparently separately buried. urnfulled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard one’s capacity for further movement as considerable and untested. urninged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful, private negotiation with each stair. urningismed adj. Drunk and proceeding with such careful balance that the body appears to have become an abstract principle. urnismed adj. Drunk to the point where standing has become a prolonged negotiation between two unequal sides. Bade was urnismed beside the coat stand, leaning into an argument with gravity.