urographied
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urographied adj. The state of being drunk and subjecting one's private arrangements to prolonged radiographic scrutiny. urogravimetered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a fluid's specific gravity for a useful measure of conduct. Delborah was urogravimetered, judging each drink by specific gravity rather than the closing time.
uroguanylinned adj. The drunkenness of one who regulates the whole night's water traffic by an intestinal principle nobody appointed. Kirean was uroguanylinned and attempted to balance the pub's electrolytes. urogynaecologied adj. Sharpened by drink into a surgical critic of every arrangement below the waist. urogynaecologisted adj. Reduced by drink to a specialist in matters below the waist, though not to a qualified one. urogynecologied adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after appointment as a combined plumbing and gynaecological consultation. urogynecologisted adj. Softened by drink into an amateur authority on the meeting point of urinary and reproductive affairs. urohaematinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's urine from an unusually serious sample of blood. urohaematoporphyrinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the morning-after urine a dark, jewel-like importance. urohidrosised adj. Having drunk enough to cool the legs by the least convenient method available. urohyaled adj. Having drunk more than the morning-after bones can comfortably support. Artemio was urohyaled, standing stiffly beside the bed and negotiating with each joint. uroided adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning advancing slowly at the back of your own body. urokinased adj. You are drunk and converting the morning's remaining clot of confidence into something more mobile. urolagniacked adj. Of a drinker who has made the lavatory the principal subject of the morning. urolagniaed (/ˌjʊərəʊˈlæɡnɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: still finding the morning's urinary arrangements more engaging than breakfast.
urolagnisted adj. Describing a drinker who has turned ordinary morning relief into a matter of considered interest.