uronologied
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uronologied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the lavatory the subject, method and destination of every investigation. Marali was uronologied, making the lavatory the subject and destination of every inquiry. uronyled adj. A drinker who has detached from the main argument and attached himself to a single acidic point.
uropatagiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route between the back legs and the tail seems the obvious way home. Denysse became uropatagiumed and attempted to leave through the narrow gap beneath the table. uropathied adj. Sharpened by drink into a disorder of judgement, with each remedy producing a further symptom. uropathogened adj. The state of being drunk and spreading one bad idea through the whole evening. Tynley went uropathogened, carrying the suggestion of karaoke from table to table. uropathogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a minor urinary concern into the evening's governing cause. uropathogenicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every private discomfort socially transmissible. uropathologied adj. Softened by drink into a walking case history, with every bodily complaint assigned a tract and a cause. uropathologisted adj. Reduced by drink to diagnosing the lavatory, its occupants and the causes of their distress. uropeltided adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, earthbound creature that regards its tail as adequate guidance. uropeltoided adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a narrow, concealed route as an impressive public entrance. uroperitoneumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an internal complication seems preferable to standing upright. urophagiaed adj. Drunk and treating the contents of the nearest glass as a matter of taste rather than provenance. urophiled (/ˈʊɹɒfaɪld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the lavatory has acquired an unnecessary sensory importance. urophiliaed (/ˌʊɹɒˈfilɪəd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake an ordinary lavatory sound for a compelling invitation to investigate.
urophysised adj. Drunk past the point of directing the tail end of the evening, though convinced it is responding to signals.