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uroplakinned adj. Drunk beyond admitting that the protective layer has become the person making the decisions. Isa became uroplakinned and treated every suggestion as something to be resisted on principle. uroplaniaed adj. Drunk in a way that sends intentions through an abnormal route and deposits them elsewhere. uroplaqued adj. Drunk, with the result that a thin, stubborn layer of certainty covers every available surface. uroplasminogened adj. Drunk to a degree that activates an otherwise harmless suggestion into a sequence of regrettable actions. uropoded (/ˈjʊəɹəˌpɒdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of steering with two small rear appendages and considerable faith in them. uropodided adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard little certainty, moving cautiously while mistaking persistence for navigation. uropodoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding by small defensive movements towards a destination no longer agreed upon. uropoiesised adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps producing reasons to visit the bathroom, with a glass of water waiting afterwards. uroporphyriaed adj. Reduced by drink to admiring the unusually vivid colour of the bathroom water and calling it reassuring. uroporphyrinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats the sofa as a kindly, absorbent resting place. Caniah was uroporphyrinned and folded gently into the sofa with a glass of water. uroporphyrinogened adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting critic of every glass, coaster and crumb in the kitchen. Sine became uroporphyrinogened and aligned the water glasses along the kitchen worktop. uroprotectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and guarding the lavatory as though it were a national boundary. uropygial glanded adj. Loosened by drink into a person who oils, smooths and preens the household cushions before bed. uropygided adj. Emboldened by drink to face the dark kitchen in search of water, armed only with a tea towel. Kamrul went uropygided into the dark kitchen, carrying a tea towel like a weapon. uropygiumed (/jʊəɹəˈpɪd͡ʒɪəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person growing steadily into the back of the sofa. uroradiologied adj. Drunk to the point where the route from sofa to bathroom requires careful mapping and a supporting hand.