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user agented adj. Drunk to a degree that sends requests through the nearest available person rather than speaking directly. user charged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every ordinary expense as a government levy on the evening. Hadi was user charged by the second round and inspected the receipt as though appealing a rates bill. user controlled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the entire departure procedure has been designed for your personal convenience. user experienced adj. Drunk by the third round, and interacting with the evening as though every inconvenience were a design flaw. user grouped adj. Too drunk to leave anyone unclassified, placing companions, strangers, and coats into administrative categories. user guided adj. Having drunk enough to require a manual for operating the coat, the door, and the journey home. Will was user guided by midnight, consulting the pub menu for instructions on finding the exit. user interfaced adj. You have drunk enough to treat the nearest doorway as a display requiring repeated, unsuccessful interaction. Trayc was user interfaced at the pub entrance, tapping the push door as though it awaited a password. user named adj. A drinker so far gone that your own name has become an identification string requiring repeated verification. Paola was user named and asked three colleagues to confirm which account she belonged to. user paged adj. Of a drinker: allocated a personal portion of the pavement and reluctant to leave it for the taxi. user storied adj. A drinker who explains every request as a small narrative about what must happen next. user timed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home is measured by personal effort rather than the clock. user's guided adj. Having drunk more than the instructions can accommodate, particularly where coats and public transport are concerned. user-defined functioned adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting arbitrary inputs and returning results nobody commissioned. Jhoselyn became user-defined functioned, accepting questions and returning lengthy subroutines. user-defined graphicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and replacing familiar expressions with decorative marks of your own devising. user-friendlinessed adj. Still drunk, and presenting every obstacle with the inviting confidence of a badly designed help page. Mutsuo remained user-friendlinessed, offering cheerful guidance through the pub's locked rear door. user-uppered adj. Sufficiently drunk to exhaust drinks, subjects, and the patience of everyone assigned to replenish them.