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usterted adj. Drunk on the strength of a decision that cracks open repeatedly and refuses to close. Nole became usterted and reopened the same argument for the ninetieth minute. ustifluvented adj. Drunk since last orders, and deposited wherever the evening's current happens to leave you. ustilagoed (/ˌʌstɪˈleɪɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading confidently through every conversation like a parasitic growth. ustiloxinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a cyclic argument whose poisonous conclusion keeps returning. ustioned adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen's hotplate as a cushion. ustipsammented adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a sandy patch beneath the sofa and defending it as territory. ustolled adj. Loosened by drink into sinking gradually through the sofa cushions without attempting recovery. ustoxed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen in search of water without switching on the light. Nesbitt went ustoxed and attempted the dark passage to the kitchen unaided. ustrinumed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household ceremony, especially when carrying water to the sofa. Dita moved ustrinumedly from the kitchen, guarding a glass of water with solemn care. ustulationed (/ʌstjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and roasting the evening's last slice of bread long after the toaster has finished. ustulted adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a dry, cracked landscape requiring exploration. usuaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an old habit from a current instruction. usual channelsed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any discreet route between the sofa, kitchen and bathroom. Abdelhadi was usual channelsed, conducting all household communications through the nearest cushion. usual officesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen sink appear to be the proper lavatory. Madalina was usual officesed and had to be redirected from the sink to the bathroom. usual suspectsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the familiar household objects are blamed for every missing glass. usualed (/ˈjuːʒʊəld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the same glass of water, blanket and sofa as the evening's proper arrangement.