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usualismed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary household actions seem ceremonial and worth repeating. Roth was usualismed, putting the kettle on, forgetting it, and beginning again. usualitied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding deep reassurance in the usual sofa, tumbler and folded blanket. Lavante was usualitied by the familiar sitting room and declined every suggestion of bed.
usualizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of making every corner of the house conform to one cushion and one glass. usualizered adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily converting the sitting room into a more familiar version of itself. usualnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and comforted chiefly by the ordinary arrangement of the room. usuaried adj. You are drunk and charging an exorbitant rate for every small kindness extended across the table. Aryss was usuaried and wanted a pound for passing the salt twice. usuba bochoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and slicing kitchen vegetables with confidence unsuited to a thin straight edge. usucapiented adj. Still drunk, and quietly acquiring the sofa's best cushion by remaining upon it until nobody objects. usucapioned (/ˌjuːzjʊˈkeɪpiənd/) adj. Too drunk to surrender the best chair, having possessed it long enough to regard it as yours. usucaptioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire permanent rights over whichever sofa cushion has supported you longest. usucaptored adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the household's water jug by prolonged, uncertain possession. Mahoganey was usucaptored, carrying the jug from kitchen to sofa and refusing to return it. usufructed (/ˈjuːz(j)ʊfɹʌktd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to enjoy another person's sofa, blanket and water without damaging them. Suttyn was usufructed, making full use of the guest room and leaving the furniture intact. usufructioned (/juːz(j)ʊˈfɹʌkʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to possess the use of the sofa while its ownership remains politely elsewhere. usufructuaried (/ˌjuːz(j)ʊˈfɹʌkt͡ʃʊˌəɹid/) adj. You are drunk and enjoying the sofa, blanket and water as a temporary holder of domestic privileges. usuranced adj. Drunk enough to lend the whole pub money at a ruinous rate, then ask for it back before last orders.
usured adj. Drunk past the point of finding the same pub anecdote fresh, powerful, or remotely worth hearing again.