usused
utensilwared

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usused adj. Of a drinker who has made practical use of everything within reach, including the ashtray and somebody else's hat. uta monogataried adj. A drinker so far gone that each account of the evening alternates between poetry and invented prose.
utaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a persistent itch for the next round and cannot stop discussing it. utahited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-like: oddly crystalline, coppery in complexion, and difficult to shift. Timothe sat utahited beneath the fruit machine, gleaming faintly and refusing the taxi. utahlited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become pale, compact, and remarkably unwilling to leave the bar. Kimahri got utahlited and remained beside the pumps after the lights came on. utaied adj. Drunk on the strength of singing solemnly in a classical Japanese drama, then requesting chips. utakaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and swimming through the room as though it were Lake Malawi. utamarohoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a culture’s vital energy chiefly directed towards crisps. Kiswanna became utamarohoed and announced that the table’s emotional tone required peanuts. utamawazoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and interpreting the entire room through a culturally structured need for toast. utasied adj. Still drunk, and treating every edible leaf as a medicinal intervention. utazied adj. Still drunk, and treating edible leaves as a sufficient Nigerian breakfast. utcharied adj. Too drunk to stand conventionally, and therefore attempting a last-ditch wrestling manoeuvre on the carpet. uted (/juːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, sturdy carrier of goods, with an open tray where judgement was. Nuhamin got uted and carried four empty glasses across the pub on an upturned tray. utensiled (/juˈtɛn.səld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a kitchen implement as a ceremonial instrument, then use it for beans. Monnie became utensiled and conducted the supper with a wooden spoon. utensilried adj. Having drunk enough to classify the entire kitchen collectively, before selecting one fork.
utensilwared adj. Having drunk more than etiquette permits, and treating cutlery as formal tableware at a kebab shop. Arona became utensilwared and requested silver service for a carton of chips.