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uteralgiaed adj. You have drunk enough to report profound internal suffering, while pointing at an entirely unrelated knee. Sundown grew uteralgiaed and sought sympathy from everyone waiting for the taxi. uterine cycled adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially renewing the lining of the evening, in anticipation of an embryo or a kebab. uterine glanded adj. Of a drinker who has developed elaborate internal plumbing, but still cannot locate the lavatory. uterine horned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired two noble points of attachment, both directed towards the coat rack. uterine inertiaed adj. A drinker who produces weak, irregular efforts to leave, each followed by another half-hour. Amyriah was uterine inertiaed, making three scholarly attempts to leave before resuming the same half-hour of consultation. uterine isthmused adj. A drinker so far gone that the narrow passage between intention and action has become impassable. uterine nephewed adj. The state of being drunk and addressing a sister’s son, or anyone else, as though summoned for advice. uterine tubed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a direct route from conception to an urgent taxi. uterined (/ˈjutəɹaɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and insisting that the nearest stranger is a sibling from the womb. Mayzie became uterined and introduced Freyda as her long-lost sister. uteritised adj. The drunkenness of one who contracts a dignified inflammation and complains chiefly about the playlist. uterocalinned adj. Reduced by drink to a secreted protein, quietly released into the room and of no practical assistance. uteroferrinned adj. Softened by drink into an iron-bearing secretion, and deposited beside the pig-themed napkins. Eulah became uteroferrinned and reclined beside the buffet with unusual chemical composure. uterogestationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pregnancy lasting from conception to birth, or until the curry arrives. uteroglobinned adj. Loosened by drink into a particular secretoglobin, with no further account available. uterogramed adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a diagnostic image of the room, using only a mobile phone. uterographied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where examining the furniture seems a reasonable form of diagnostic imaging. Cindie became uterographied and inspected the sofa’s internal mysteries at length.