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uterologied adj. Having drunk enough to offer everyone present a detailed account of births, illnesses, and private anatomy. Jerson got uterologied and discussed labour with three strangers who had only asked about the weather. uteromaniaed adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely endure while pursuing every woman in the room. uteroplastied adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange every domestic disagreement into a proposal for reconstructive surgery. Tayyibah got uteroplastied and advised the newly engaged couple to rebuild their marriage from the foundations. uterosacral ligamented adj. You are drunk and providing the group with an unexpectedly detailed account of what holds what in place. uterosalpingogramed adj. Of a drinker: treating every conversation as an opportunity to investigate what can pass through where. uterosalpingographied adj. Of a drinker who has subjected the company to a prolonged examination of every possible passage. uterosomed adj. Too drunk to remain in the room, yet somehow still sending out small, consequential messages. Nawatha was uterosomed, communicating from the sofa in increasingly significant murmurs. uterotomied adj. A drinker who cuts directly into private matters and leaves the conversation needing closure. Ashima got uterotomied and asked the visiting couple when they intended to have children. uterotomisted adj. Describing a drinker who offers to open every difficult discussion surgically, whether invited or not. uterotonicked adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering is made to contract around an urgent personal announcement. uterotoninned adj. The state of being drunk and inducing contractions in every conversation one joins. uterotrophied adj. The condition of a drinker who develops an expanding attachment to any room containing other people. uterotropicked adj. The drunkenness of one who induces everyone nearby to contract into a single, unwilling discussion. Adisynn got uterotropicked and drew the entire birthday party into an argument about childcare. uterus bicornised adj. Softened by drink into two distinct conversational chambers, both occupied and neither communicating. uterus didelphised adj. Sharpened by drink into a divided host, receiving two incompatible accounts of the same evening. Herndon got uterus didelphised and gave one version of the evening to each half of the group. uterus didelphysed adj. Loosened by drink into two separate social compartments, each accepting guests and rejecting coordination.