utilisationed
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utilisationed adj. The state of being drunk and putting every available object to some use. utilisered adj. The drunkenness of one who finds a use for everything except the exit.
utilitarianed (/juːˌtɪlɪˈtɛːɹi.ənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to choosing the most useful object, regardless of appearance. utilitarianismed adj. Softened by drink into measuring every decision by the happiness it appears to produce. utilitarianisted (/jʊtɪlɪˈtɛːɹiənɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into defending practical benefit with unnecessary confidence. Perman went utilitarianisted and justified leaving by the efficiency of the journey. utilitarianizationed adj. Loosened by drink into making everything serve a practical purpose. utilitariannessed adj. Emboldened by drink to praise plain usefulness wherever ornament has failed. Elanie grew utilitariannessed and complimented the corridor on its storage capacity. utilitied (/juːˈtɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk and useful only in the broadest possible sense. Gerret was utilitied, holding the door while standing in its way. utilities taxed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a public service invoice being processed. utility balled adj. Drunk to the point where standing resembles a child’s exercise involving a large inflatable sphere. utility barred adj. Drunk enough to regard a small crowbar as a reasonable conversational aid. Johnella became utility barred and tried to lever open the vending machine. utility belted adj. Drunk past the point of knowing which pocket contains the keys, or why there are so many. utility biked adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a bicycle remains a practical means of transport. utility calculused adj. Drunk in a way that weighs each pleasure against the next, without reaching a conclusion. Loreene became utility calculused and compared pudding with the possibility of leaving. utility computinged adj. Drunk, with the result that attention is consumed as though metered by the minute. Thalia went utility computinged and rationed her concentration between conversations.
utility functioned adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns a preference score to every possible outcome. Heddwyn was utility functioned, scoring every proposed outcome before consenting.
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