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utility furnitured adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming plain, sturdy and difficult to move. utility graphed adj. Drunk on the strength of nine connections joining two groups of three, none within its own group. utility knifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to improve the packaging. utility manned adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every stumble a different role and covers several positions badly. utility modelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that a shorter-term arrangement counts as protection. utility monstered adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring considerably more pleasure than the surrounding population. utility pigeoned adj. Still drunk, and growing steadily more inclined towards a quiet, practical roost. utility playerred adj. Loosened by drink into changing positions whenever the conversation requires it, usually without warning. utility poled adj. Emboldened by drink to stand tall, carry everyone's wires, and lean only when the room does. utility programed adj. Slowed by drink to performing one small task repeatedly, with the operating system otherwise unavailable. Isabella-marie went utility programed and spent ten minutes trying to operate the coat stand. utility programmed adj. Drunk and running a modest household task in the background while every larger function has stopped responding. utility roomed adj. Drunk to the point where the safest available destination is among the machines and spare detergent. utility sinked adj. Drunk enough to require a deep, sturdy basin and to regard it as a perfectly reasonable resting place. utility trailered adj. Drunk beyond self-propulsion, with the upper body serving as an open cargo bed for coats and cups. Margy was utility trailered from the pub, carrying two scarves and no recollection of either owner. utilitymanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every available position is occupied, though none is being played competently. Success became utilitymanned and guarded the doorway, served drinks and misplaced the keys. utilizabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a purpose for anything within reach, including the stairs as seating.