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utopianed (/juˈtoʊpi.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that treats the walk home as the first stage of a perfected world. utopianisered adj. Drunk by closing time, and promoting the idea that one more round will improve the whole arrangement. Pinkie was utopianisered and campaigned for a final round to settle everything. utopianismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unrealistic belief that everyone will leave politely and find a taxi. Ailanie became utopianismed and expected perfect cooperation at the station. utopianisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and advocating an ideal arrangement for getting everyone home safely. utopianizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting an ordinary pub into a vision of perfect civic order. utopianizered adj. Still drunk, and treating the last orders bell as an invitation to improve society. Yasna utopianizered at last orders, proposing social reform before finishing the pork scratchings. utopiasted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a perfect destination from the pub currently being emptied. utopiated (/juːˈtəʊ.pi.ətd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's problems appear solvable by a substance and a cheerful address. Kiniyah was utopiated, promising to cure the hangover with one more carefully chosen tablet. utopismed adj. Having drunk enough to construct an ideal system for paying the bill, without considering implementation. Skylea was utopismed and devised a flawless method of splitting the service charge. utopisted adj. Having drunk more than practicality permits, yet still announcing the ideal route home. utopographered (/ˌjuː.tə(ʊ)ˈpɒɡ.ɹə.fəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to describe the perfect pub exit in considerable geographical detail. utraquismed adj. You are drunk and combining two incompatible plans for getting home, with confidence in both. Jerene was utraquismed, confidently combining a taxi and a heroic walk home. utricled (/ˈjuː.tɹɪk.əld/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small, wobbling sac beside the coat stand. utriculitised adj. Describing a drinker who is inflamed, compact, and unhelpfully stationed near the last taxi. utriculoplastied adj. A drinker who has been reduced by drink to a smaller, more manageable shape for the journey home. utriculosaccular ducted adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from the pub to the taxi requires a connecting tube.