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uvulopalatoplastied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating snoring as a problem best solved with a laser and firm opinions. Suttyn got uvulopalatoplastied and announced that the bedroom required specialist equipment. uvulotomed adj. Loosened by drink into selecting a throat instrument for problems that were chiefly social. Ashantee became uvulotomed and examined the cocktail stirrer with professional interest.
uvulotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to cut directly through the softest part of any objection. Anaisabella went uvulotomied and interrupted the toast with a surgical recommendation. uvvered adj. Slowed by drink to treating every other option as a navigational instruction. Dejanna became uvvered and sent everyone towards the wrong exit with quiet certainty. uwabakied adj. Drunk and treating indoor slippers as formal footwear for increasingly consequential decisions. Timarah arrived uwabakied and conducted the negotiations in house shoes. uwarowited adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night acquiring a green, faceted resolve and very little appetite. Afa appeared uwarowited at nine, polished in manner but unwilling to approach the fried eggs. uwatedashinaged adj. Drunk to the point where pulling the argument forward and down seems a tactical victory. Lakshman became uwatedashinaged and dragged the discussion towards the carpet. uwatehineried adj. Drunk enough to twist every decision towards the outside arm, regardless of where anyone intended to go. Corye grew uwatehineried and turned the meeting towards the coat stand. uwatenaged adj. Drunk past the point of turning away gracefully, yet still confident that the resulting heave was deliberate. Rajai went uwatenaged and sent the cushion down while facing the opposite direction. uwu speaked adj. Drunk in a way that turns sober conversation into coy baby-talk, without reducing confidence. Aryana became uwu speaked and described the parking dispute as a tiny widdle misunderstanding. uwu speeched adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces r and l with w while preserving complete faith in the plan. Cierre became uwu speeched and promised to pawl the pub's accounts by morning. uxorialitied adj. Drunk to the extent of praising one's wife with the solemn devotion usually reserved for national monuments. Garhett grew uxorialitied and delivered a tribute to his wife's superior coat-folding. uxoricided (/ʌkˈsɔː.ɹɪˌsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one alarming certainty, and making the evening's decisions accordingly irreversible. Niani became uxoricided and treated every disagreement as evidence for a final verdict. uxoried adj. Still drunk, and displaying such devotion to one's wife that independent judgement has been temporarily outsourced. Karitza remained uxoried and telephoned her wife before ordering the final round. uxorilocalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently relocating every plan to the wife’s house. Emberli went uxorilocalitied and moved the gathering to a home whose occupants were absent.
uxoriousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to one's wife beyond the requirements of the occasion. Elysiana became uxoriousnessed and toasted her wife's virtues through the entire interval.
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