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ufologisted (/ˌjuːˈfɑləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every unexplained movement acquires a pilot, a witness and a file number. Xoey grew ufologisted and catalogued the landlord's unexplained passage through the doorway. ufonauted adj. Drunk in a way that places the person simultaneously at the controls and among the passengers. Shylin was ufonauted, piloting the conversation while insisting someone else had boarded it. ufraed adj. Drunk, with the result that a rice disease becomes the preferred diagnosis for personal deterioration. Bronislawa became ufraed and blamed the evening's collapse on a nematode. ufufunyanaed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary morning nerves are attributed to potions, spirits, or both. Jerrimiah was ufufunyanaed, blaming the kettle for the unease in his stomach. ufufunyaned adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary apprehension is attributed to potions, spirits or both. Velissa grew ufufunyaned and treated the squeaking chair as a supernatural visitation. ufufuyaned adj. Drunk to the extent of converting mild unease into a culturally elaborate account of possession. Hli became ufufuyaned and explained the missing glass through ancestral interference. ugalied adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a dense, communal porridge of opinions. Leianah grew ugalied and served the table a thick helping of unsolicited advice. ugalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a metallic resonance whenever the conversation reaches its most delicate point. Zaryk became ugalled and tapped the table as though tuning a bronze instrument. ugaried (/ˈjuːɡəɹid/) adj. Too drunk to open, respond or improve upon the condition of an Australian shellfish. Letrece became ugaried and remained closed throughout the landlord's lengthy explanation. ugbaed adj. Having drunk enough to ferment every conversation into a pungent Nigerian condiment. Ahan became ugbaed and gave the discussion a strong, fermented character. uged (/ʌɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of fear, horror or disgust, though the object of any three remains uncertain. Nikoll became uged at the sight of the pub's decorative fish and withdrew behind a menu. ugg booted (/ʌɡ buːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your feet require warm, wool-lined containment before the morning walk home. Einoras arrived at breakfast ugg booted, seeking warmth in slippers and refusing the tiled floor. ugged adj. You have drunk enough to become a boot: warm, inelegant and difficult to remove from the premises. Ove was ugged and remained by the radiator after everyone else had departed. uggered adj. Drunk enough to regard the bathroom mirror the following morning as an unhelpful witness. Maximas looked thoroughly uggered over coffee and declined the offer of a photograph. uggoed (/ˈʌɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the face in the morning mirror from the consequences of the evening. Zaheim seemed uggoed beside the kettle, studying his reflection with quiet suspicion. ugli fruited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning sharp, citrusy and difficult to classify. Particia was ugli fruited by breakfast, wincing at the orange juice as though it had opinions.