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uglied (/ˈʌɡlid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a sour journey home acquires a pleasantly mixed character. Felecity was uglied and described the long walk home as a refreshing blend of errors. uglificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning has made a gradual process of your appearance. Ashonti looked uglificationed beside the kettle, each hour adding another small indignity.
uglifiered adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning light seems personally responsible for the face it reveals. Javelin was uglifiered by sunrise and kept the curtains closed until noon. uglinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's disorder visibly into breakfast. Traycee was uglinessed over toast and treated the kettle as a hostile appliance. ugly Americanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still addressing the morning's staff as though their arrangements required your supervision. Latayshia was ugly Americanned, asking the waiter to reconsider the entire breakfast service. ugly customered adj. Drunk by the third round, and distinctly unwelcome to the quiet breakfast table. Tonesha turned ugly customered before the toast appeared and disputed the table's seating plan. ugly ducklinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and left at breakfast in an unpromising early form. Storii looked ugly ducklinged over cereal, with no immediate transformation in prospect. ugly findered adj. Still drunk, and struck by the morning as abruptly as a hard ball into an unsuspecting dugout. Mavis was ugly findered by the first sip of coffee and retreated behind the newspaper. ugly lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wish the morning's public spaces had a law against your appearance in them. Shadeen felt ugly lawed at the café and chose the corner seat behind a newspaper. ugly manned adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning blocking every route to the coffee, like the final member of a three-person ambush. Lutitia was ugly manned in the kitchen doorway, preventing anyone from reaching the coffee machine. ugly milk-capped adj. You have drunk enough to emerge pale, domed and best left undisturbed until the kettle boils. Lorinda looked ugly milk-capped beside the toaster, pale enough to concern the mushrooms. ugly sticked (/ˈʌɡli ˌstɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and making the morning sound like a household instrument assembled from tins, bells and regret. Tahnee was ugly sticked before coffee, producing a rhythm from spoons and the draining board. ugly-findered adj. Too drunk to meet the morning cleanly, taking each fresh sound like a ball coming hard and close. Adianez remained ugly-findered through breakfast, flinching whenever a spoon met a cup. uglyismed adj. Of a drinker: treating the morning mirror as though it had made a discriminatory judgement. Oluwabukola was uglyismed by the bathroom mirror and disputed its assessment over toast. ugmoed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the morning after to settle visibly upon the face. Deatrick looked ugmoed beside the kettle and declined the suggestion of fresh air.
ugni blanced adj. Describing a drinker who has woken pale, dry and faintly wine-related. Jaeden was ugni blanced at breakfast, pale beside the glass and wary of further fermentation.