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UEA'd adj. You have drunk enough to place every operation inside a larger algebra and then lose the notation. Jyvon got UEA'd and described the bar tab as an object with several incompatible products. UEL'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the upper explosive limit as a sensible personal target rather than a warning. Lazaya was UEL'd and announced that the evening had reached its maximum, then ordered doubles. UEM'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to manage the evening's experience after the evening has ceased to cooperate. Sybastian was UEM'd outside the pub, assigning responsibility for the missing scarf to the group. UEN'd adj. Drunk beyond accepting any identification except the one you have just invented for yourself. Rochell got UEN'd and introduced herself to the barman using a number she had written on a receipt. UFA'd adj. Loosened by drink into negotiating every landing as though balance were an unrestricted free agent. Dayle was UFA'd and transferred allegiance from the banister to the wall. UFCS'd adj. Having drunk enough to call every movement directly, without the usual intervening coordination. Xithlaly was UFCS'd and sent one foot straight towards a step without checking it. UFD'd adj. Drunk in a way that factors every decision into prime errors, with no remainder of judgement. Zikora became UFD'd and broke the evening into several irreversible choices, each defended as fundamental. UFH'd adj. Softened by drink into a warm, unbroken presence that the morning cannot easily circulate. Jaelyne was UFH'd beneath two duvets, declining all suggestions of breakfast. UFL'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flammable limit from an encouraging recommendation. Alaejah was UFL'd and treated the kitchen's warning label as a drinks suggestion. UFO nested adj. The drunkenness of one who has left a circular impression in the morning and claims it came from above. Nerely woke UFO nested, surrounded by a perfect ring of crumbs and no account of landing. UFO peached adj. Reduced by drink to a flattened, easily bruised version of yourself, best handled after breakfast. Radhames woke UFO peached, lying softly among the pillows and objecting to sharp edges. UFO religioned adj. Softened by drink into expecting the morning's explanations to arrive from somewhere above. Fallou woke UFO religioned and searched the ceiling for guidance on the missing wallet. UFO religionisted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every unexplained morning event as evidence of visitors. Emelee became UFO religionisted before breakfast, taking the kettle's click as a transmission. UFO'd (/ˌjuːɛfˈəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a hovering object above the breakfast table, awaiting a message from mission control. Trinida sat UFO'd over the toast, unable to establish contact with the marmalade. UFOered adj. Drunk to the point where every unexplained mark on the ceiling has been personally witnessed. Keeva was UFOered by breakfast and gave a careful account of the ceiling stain. UFOlogied adj. Drunk enough to classify celestial rumours, distinguish abduction narratives and correct the terminology of strangers. Jahdae became UFOlogied and lectured the taxi driver on evidential standards.