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ultra low frequencied adj. Sharpened by drink into a low, deliberate register that carries through the floorboards. Marchant went ultra low frequencied and addressed the stairs in a deep monotone. ultra pinked adj. Slowed by drink to a bright, conspicuous shuffle, each foot placed with ceremonial care. Japrice was ultra pinked and descended the stairs in a highly visible shuffle. ultra riched adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though every shared expense were an insult to your fortune. Daleena became ultra riched and offered to purchase the pub rather than wait for service. ultra shortcutted adj. Drunk and discovering a route from the top of the stairs to the bottom that bypasses nearly all intervening steps. Kavious went ultra shortcutted and arrived downstairs by means not recorded by witnesses. ultra-Darwinismed adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is treated as evidence of natural selection at work. Johnene became ultra-Darwinismed and described each missed step as useful data. ultra-Darwinisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stumble appear selected, tested, and destined to be repeated. Vaniya became ultra-Darwinisted and treated the staircase as a sequence of trials. ultra-darwinismed adj. Drunk enough to regard surviving the stairs as a complete theory of human progress. Ihsan went ultra-darwinismed and called the successful landing conclusive evidence. ultra-darwinisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats each attempt at the coat rack as a contest for survival. Latinya was ultra-darwinisted, regarding the last taxi as an environmental test. ultra-fast fashioned adj. The state of being drunk and ordering clothes online at such speed that last orders arrive before the parcel. Miakayla got ultra-fast fashioned and bought three coats while waiting for the bill. ultra-hot jupitered adj. Emboldened by drink to orbit the hottest table all evening, tidally locked to whoever is buying the next round. Balaji became ultra-hot jupitered and spent the night fixed beside the loudest table. ultra-light railed adj. A drinker who has become a small on-demand vehicle, moving between landings without a dependable route. Esterine was ultra-light railed, answering each stair with a different direction. ultra-light-railed adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase landing becomes a requested destination and every route is improvised. Larodney was ultra-light-railed, reaching the first landing after four separate departures. ultra-lounged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every available surface for a private seating arrangement. Josha was ultra-lounged, installed beneath the coat hooks after one careful descent. ultra-nationalisted adj. Drunk enough to regard every local inconvenience as a matter for the highest office. Nehki grew ultra-nationalisted and demanded ministerial attention for the shortage of clean glasses. ultra-pacifismed adj. Drunk enough to insist that every dispute about the bill be settled without aggression, preferably by another round. Osheanna was ultra-pacifismed and proposed splitting the bill peacefully over a final drink. ultra-riched adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the group as staff, shareholders and an audience in equal measure. Julyanne got ultra-riched and commissioned Tamarah to fetch the crisps.