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ultra-violenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat stand as an opponent requiring unnecessary tactical attention. Maxeen became ultra-violenced and challenged the coat stand after the third round. ultraDarwinismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing adaptation from simply falling more efficiently. Jeannett was ultraDarwinismed and described the banister as an evolutionary partner. ultraDarwinisted adj. A drinker who treats every round as a contest for survival, and adapts rapidly when the coats are collected. Patrickjames became ultraDarwinisted and secured the last taxi before anyone had found their scarf. ultrabasicked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary levels of basicness, reduced to mineral certainty about needing the nearest exit. Vernia was ultrabasicked and discussed the pavement as though it were a geological formation. ultrabiomicroscopied adj. Drunk in a way that examines every biological detail of the journey home, including the condition of one's own tissues. Dena got ultrabiomicroscopied and inspected her fingertips beneath the taxi's interior light. ultrabithoraxed adj. Drunk, with the result that the chest leads the way through the doorway and the rest follows later. Asiamarie became ultrabithoraxed and entered the taxi sideways after last orders. ultrabooked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a thin portable computer seem an adequate substitute for a map home. Riad was ultrabooked and used his tiny laptop to plan a journey visible from the window. ultrabrachycephalied adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting an unusually compact head to every doorframe on the way out. Livija was ultrabrachycephalied and negotiated the low doorway with misplaced confidence. ultrabullet chessed adj. Drunk on the strength of rapid decisions, each made within fifteen seconds and none improving the journey home. Harper-lea became ultrabullet chessed and accepted the first taxi before checking its destination. ultrabulleted adj. Drunk since last orders, and making each decision about the journey home before the previous one has settled. Philistine was ultrabulleted and chose a route home in less time than the taxi app opened. ultracained adj. Drunk by the third round, and already numb to the practical objections raised about walking home. Imala was ultracained by the third round and declared the six-mile walk entirely manageable. ultracapacitored adj. A drinker so far gone that his capacity for another round appears theoretically limitless. Makar remained ultracapacitored after the bar staff had begun discussing structural concerns. ultracataclasited adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a dense conversational matrix occupying almost the entire space around the coat stand. Kyven remained ultracataclasited, forming a dense mass between the bar and the exit. ultracentenarianed adj. Sharpened by drink into remembering birthdays chiefly as evidence against mortality. Diomar, ultracentenarianed, corrected the landlord’s estimate of the pub’s opening year. ultracentenarianismed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding longevity as a condition best demonstrated at the bar. Reyly grew ultracentenarianismed and delivered a lecture on survival between two halves. ultracentrifugationed adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every conversation into its constituent particles. Afshin became ultracentrifugationed and sorted the dinner party into incompatible fractions.