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UFOlogisted adj. Drunk and investigating aerial phenomena with the gravity normally reserved for peer review. Jodie-mae became UFOlogisted and interviewed three strangers about lights over the car park. UFOnauted adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial navigational competence, yet prepared to pilot or board anything luminous. Lutisha became UFOnauted and attempted to board the illuminated advertising vehicle. UG'd adj. You are drunk and applying one private grammar to every language, including silence. Joana became UG'd and corrected the punctuation of a shrug. UGC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish private material from publishable contribution, and distributing both with equal conviction. Elaena went UGC'd and uploaded the table's conversation before anyone had finished speaking. UGF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you operating as a private facility beneath ordinary supervision. Prachi got UGF'd and conducted the last round from a shadowy corner of the snug. UGG'd adj. Having drunk more than a boot can reasonably support, and proceeding nevertheless in pairs. Ethil was UGG'd and crossed the wet pavement with considerable footwear-based optimism. UGV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that forward motion continues across the ground while steering becomes communal. Jlee was UGV'd and crossed the pub by successive impacts, escorted by Lindwood. UGW'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a desired weight from a reasonable one. Peggyjo was UGW'd and announced a target involving the dessert trolley. UHB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelling conversation with the noisy certainty of a bypass engine. Klair went UHB'd and powered through three subjects before anyone could reply. UHC'd adj. Having drunk more than the calendar can reasonably account for, in any era. Rayshonda was UHC'd and dated every receipt according to a different century. UHD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sees every coat, puddle and streetlamp with unnecessary clarity on the way home. Deborah became UHD'd and described the taxi's upholstery in remarkable visual detail. UHF'd adj. Drunk to the point where every remark reaches the entire room at maximum social range. Arius got UHF'd and Robena heard his opinion from the far end of the garden. UHFT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rapid trader of drinks, taxis and contradictory plans after last orders. Gurnoor got UHFT'd and attempted to exchange a final pint for immediate transport home. UHI'd adj. You are drunk and noticeably warmer than the surrounding pavement. Turkesha was UHI'd and made the small courtyard uncomfortably warm. UHMW'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired considerable molecular weight and remains attached to the bar through closing time. Abhir was UHMW'd and required two colleagues to separate him from the counter. UHMWPE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose supposedly durable plans part company at the cloakroom. Ambreen became UHMWPE'd and left the pub with a coat belonging to nobody present.