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ultracryomicrotomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening into very thin, frozen slices of recollection. Abdurrehman became ultracryomicrotomied and recalled the party as discontinuous sections. ultracryotomed adj. Having drunk enough to handle every delicate matter as though it required refrigeration. Varis became ultracryotomed and placed his apology beside the ice bucket for safety. ultracryotomied adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits, and preparing thin frozen specimens of the conversation. Aqeeb became ultracryotomied and examined the evening in brittle, sharply separated fragments. ultradarwinismed adj. Drunk beyond evolutionary optimism, with balance reduced to whichever foot survives the next step. Kirpa was ultradarwinismed and let each landing determine the next movement. ultradarwinisted adj. A drinker so far gone that each new round appears to be selecting the fittest person for the journey home. Leonord grew ultradarwinisted and regarded the final bus as an evolutionary challenge. ultradiafiltrationed adj. You have drunk enough to pass the evening repeatedly through a narrowing filter of acceptable explanations. Daqwon became ultradiafiltrationed and retained only the least credible account of departure. ultradifferentiabilitied adj. You are drunk and capable of producing a smooth explanation at every point where none is warranted. Kiandria became ultradifferentiabilitied and made every interruption seem mathematically continuous. ultradiscretizationed adj. Of a drinker: converting a continuous evening into a sequence of abrupt, poorly connected events. Jaray became ultradiscretizationed and remembered the party only as a succession of doorways. ultradistanced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising distance; the morning journey home has become a separate expedition. Etta-mae was ultradistanced by breakfast, having travelled three streets and remembered none of them. ultradistributioned adj. Drunk beyond keeping anything to yourself, distributing last night's account continuously to whoever remains awake. Adein was ultradistributioned at dawn, assigning every surviving listener a version of the evening. ultradrived adj. Drunk in a way that sends you home faster than ordinary travel permits, with the morning arriving before recollection. Chakita was ultradrived from the pub and landed beside the kettle without recalling the intervening streets. ultraed (/ˈʌltɹəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to reconsider the monarchy at considerable length. Larain was ultraed and discussed royal precedence until the lights came on. ultraenthusiasmed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary enthusiasm, and vigorously pleased to discover the same cup again. Shakenia was ultraenthusiasmed by the kettle, greeting its return as a personal triumph. ultrafanaticked adj. Drunk, with the result that one small conviction survives the evening and recruits every available listener. Susann was ultrafanaticked by breakfast, still converting the household to her theory of proper toast. ultrafederalismed adj. Drunk beyond arranging the morning so that every household decision is shared, negotiated, and regretted collectively. Jennings was ultrafederalismed, convening the kitchen before anyone could choose coffee. ultrafederalisted adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the morning into jurisdictions, each responsible for its own headache. Louberta was ultrafederalisted, assigning the headache to the bedroom and the thirst to the kitchen.