U - Page 61
ultrafeminismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every domestic decision into a committee matter by breakfast. Joyice was ultrafeminismed, requiring a vote before anyone touched the remaining toast. ultrafemmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a highly polished appearance that has not survived the morning's practical demands. Juanice arrived ultrafemmed at breakfast, impeccably accessorised and unable to locate her shoes. ultrafiched adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to a tiny, grainy record of the evening. Sai was ultrafiched by dawn, offering only minute details of the party in indistinct fragments. ultrafidianismed adj. Drunk in a way that treats yesterday’s promises as binding law, particularly those involving breakfast. Enayah was ultrafidianismed, honouring a midnight pledge to serve pancakes at eight. ultrafilterabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing an evening from which only the smallest details can be recovered. Ason was ultrafilterabilitied by breakfast, remembering a coat button and nothing of the coat. ultrafiltered adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing only the smallest recollections through by morning. Sajani was ultrafiltered at breakfast, retaining the receipt but none of the evening around it. ultrafiltrated adj. Still drunk, and retaining only the small, clear remnants of last night's larger experience. Airalyn was ultrafiltrated by morning, with a clean memory of the receipt and nothing else. ultrafiltrationed adj. Too drunk to admit the larger facts of the evening, allowing only minor details through. Latief was ultrafiltrationed at breakfast, discussing a single olive while refusing the existence of dinner. ultrafine particled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has broken into tiny fragments, each too small to explain the route home. Liylah was ultrafine particled, recalling the pub only as several unrelated coatroom moments. ultrafinitismed adj. Having drunk enough to deny the existence of anything the morning cannot practically calculate. Scott was ultrafinitismed, rejecting the uncounted hours between leaving and finding the toaster. ultrafinitisted adj. Having drunk more than the available arithmetic can account for, and refusing to estimate beyond it. Makelah was ultrafinitisted by breakfast, counting three drinks and declining to discuss the rest. ultraflexibilitied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every account of the evening as adjustable, including your own. Lavena was ultraflexibilitied by dawn, revising the route home whenever challenged. ultrafractionationed adj. You are drunk and separated from last night's account into increasingly fine portions by morning. Daveda was ultrafractionationed at breakfast, dividing one memory between four incompatible explanations. ultrafreezered adj. Of a drinker: preserved at breakfast in a very low-temperature state, awaiting thawing and coffee. Griffyn was ultrafreezered beside the radiator, holding a mug without appearing to know its purpose. ultrafunctioned adj. Of a drinker who has generalised last night's decisions beyond any sensible numerical system. Kaashif had ultrafunctioned by breakfast, applying an elaborate rule to the distribution of toast. ultrafundamentalismed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the morning to one extreme principle: tea first, explanations later. Johannah was ultrafundamentalismed, defending the primacy of tea before anyone mentioned the missing taxi.