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ultrafundamentalisted adj. A drinker who has adopted one radical rule for the morning and will not negotiate it. Zuberi was ultrafundamentalisted, permitting no breakfast before a full reconstruction of the bill. ultragraphed adj. A drinker so far gone that each morning task has several destinations and no obvious route between them. Nektarios was ultragraphed, sending the search for his phone through every room simultaneously. ultrahardnessed adj. The state of being drunk and remarkably resistant to the morning's attempts at explanation or movement. Christienne was ultrahardnessed by breakfast, impervious to coffee, conversation and gentle practical advice. ultraharmonicked adj. The condition of a drinker who produces several times the necessary volume, especially before breakfast. Aaliha was ultraharmonicked at dawn, humming above the kettle's pitch and ignoring all requests for quiet. ultrahazardous activitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated ordinary morning tasks as hazardous operations requiring strict liability. Kelsen was ultrahazardous activitied, handling the toaster as though it contained explosives. ultraheated adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the room is an extreme heat requiring immediate evacuation. Rhyin became ultraheated and ordered everyone away from the radiators, which were switched off. ultrahomogeneitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain every person, opinion and queue in the room is interchangeable. Jalea became ultrahomogeneitied and addressed the same stranger under four different names. ultrahydrophobicitied adj. Still drunk, and repelling every offered glass as though contact with liquid were professionally unacceptable. Lacurtis was ultrahydrophobicitied and refused the water on grounds of surface tension. ultrahypofractionationed adj. Too drunk to divide any remaining decision into manageable portions; one grand error will suffice. Keidyn went ultrahypofractionationed and booked the entire pub for a meeting about one sandwich. ultraimperialismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare all territories friendly, provided they accept your preferred arrangement. Danja became ultraimperialismed and offered peaceful administrative control of the neighbouring table. ultraimperialisted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an unsolicited suggestion for a mandate over the entire establishment. Zaelon got ultraimperialisted and reorganised the pub's tables without consulting their occupants. ultraintuitionismed adj. Having drunk more than arithmetic can safely support, and refusing to recognise numbers beyond the immediate handful. Karendeep became ultraintuitionismed and counted the guests using only visible fingers. ultraintuitionisted adj. You have drunk enough to trust instinct over calculation, especially where the calculation is printed on the bill. Riansh went ultraintuitionisted and selected a tip by emotional alignment rather than amount. ultraismed adj. You are drunk and applying one principle to every situation, including those requiring a different one. Wilkin became ultraismed and demanded absolute punctuality from everyone already seated. ultraisted adj. Of a drinker: pushing a minor preference to its extreme and calling the resulting inconvenience consistency. Latonya went ultraisted and rejected the taxi because its route contained one unnecessary turn. ultralefted adj. A drinker who keeps turning left, politically or otherwise, until the intended destination is behind them. Aidaliz became ultralefted and reached the toilets by circling the pub three times.