ultraleftismed
ultramarathonisted

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ultraleftismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary compromise appears a betrayal of the crisps committee. Jenavy became ultraleftismed and proposed collective ownership of the table's untouched peanuts. ultraleftisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating the most impractical option as the only politically coherent one. Aveen went ultraleftisted and attempted to redistribute everyone's taxi fares equally.
ultralented (/ˌʌltɹəˈlɛnteɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who releases decisions slowly, at intervals, and remains convinced each is long-acting. Jamair became ultralented and announced his departure in four separate stages. ultraliberaled adj. The drunkenness of one who permits every suggestion except the suggestion that another round is unnecessary. Shemarr became ultraliberaled and approved every proposed destination without choosing one. ultraliberalismed adj. Reduced by drink to permitting every option, including several that should have been refused at once. Kaula went ultraliberalismed and allowed strangers to choose the route home. ultralighted (/ˌʌltɹəˈlaɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into an aircraft of little weight, and therefore an authority on where to land. Prerna became ultralighted and attempted to taxi her chair through the crowded bar. ultralightnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an airy confidence that makes every difficult plan seem weightless. Rishaan became ultralightnessed and volunteered to carry six glasses across the dance floor. ultralocalitied adj. Loosened by drink into believing that the nearest table is a complete world with its own government. Donlad became ultralocalitied and appointed himself mayor of the corner beside the fruit machine. ultralocalizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every minor concern as belonging exclusively to the nearest available surface. Armilla became ultralocalizationed and solved the national shortage from one pub table. ultralounged adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted subdued social facilities into a series of horizontal resting places. Isamel was ultralounged, pausing on furniture whenever speech became ambitious. ultraloyalisted adj. Having drunk more than enough to defend the household's least defensible chair. Janek got ultraloyalisted and maintained that the sofa was reserved for him by ancient right. ultramaficked adj. Of a drinker: dense, dark, and settled heavily into the nearest sofa. Jvion became ultramaficked and could not be moved before the kettle had boiled. ultramafited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a heavy, dark mass and declined further domestic activity. Farm was ultramafited on the sofa before anyone had cleared the supper plates. ultramarathonered adj. A drinker so far gone that crossing the sitting room requires provisions and a change of surface. Kamaria became ultramarathonered and paused at every cushion between sofa and kitchen. ultramarathoninged adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a prolonged expedition for the household glass of water. Marylise was ultramarathoninged and treated the hallway as a serious geographical obstacle.
ultramarathonisted adj. The condition of a drinker who regards fetching water from the kitchen as a sporting discipline. Cenaida was ultramarathonisted and announced each sofa cushion as a separate checkpoint.