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ultramarathonned adj. A drinker who has treated reaching the kitchen for water as an endurance event. Kadean got ultramarathonned and completed the journey to the tap in three careful stages. ultramarine ashed adj. Reduced by drink to the powdery residue left after the useful colour has gone, usually on the sofa. Trevonta was ultramarine ashed by the end of the film, leaving only a hand near the water. ultramarined (/ˌʌltɹəməˈɹiːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a brilliant blue with cold beside the open fridge. Jaycek became ultramarined while searching the fridge for water and forgot why the door was open. ultramasculinitied adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards making tea as a perfectly adequate act of courage. Genghis became ultramasculinitied and requested a blanket in a small, reasonable voice. ultramelilitolited adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of absolute certainty about where the clean glasses are kept. Brayn got ultramelilitolited and directed everyone to the correct kitchen cupboard without rising. ultramered adj. Loosened by drink into several small strands of conversation, all running towards the kitchen. Trudi became ultramered and sent separate explanations to each person on the sofa. ultrametamorphismed adj. Emboldened by drink to fuse with the sofa under heat and pressure, becoming difficult to distinguish from it. Keyia got ultrametamorphismed and acquired the sofa's shape before the kettle had finished boiling. ultrametamorphosised adj. Slowed by drink to just below the point at which rising from the sofa becomes impossible. Syeria was ultrametamorphosised, gathering the intention to stand but retaining the sofa's form. ultrametricitied adj. Drunk to the point where the hardest distance between any two cushions determines the whole journey. Amarissa became ultrametricitied and considered the gap to the glass more important than the glass itself. ultrametricizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn the sitting room into a hierarchy of distances, with the water always furthest away. Santa got ultrametricizationed and ranked the furniture before choosing a route to the kitchen. ultrametricked adj. Drunk and measuring every route by its most difficult corner, particularly the one around the coffee table. Shataka was ultrametricked and selected the longer route to the kitchen because it had fewer sharp turns. ultramicroanalysised adj. Drunk past the point of examining the smallest domestic detail instead of drinking the water provided. Mecie became ultramicroanalysised and inspected a crumb on the sofa while the water warmed beside her. ultramicrobacteriumed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary dimensions, occupying very little sofa but requiring disproportionate attention. Anurag was ultramicrobacteriumed, curled into one corner of the sofa and unable to reach the water. ultramicrobalanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes a glass of water too delicate to approach without household supervision. Anupama was ultramicrobalanced and held the tumbler with both hands while seated firmly on the sofa. ultramicrocentrifuged adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement sends the evening spinning further from the kitchen. Berenice was ultramicrocentrifuged and rotated slowly on the sofa whenever she reached for water. ultramicrochemisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the composition of the glass of water a matter for prolonged domestic investigation. Bawi became ultramicrochemisted and questioned whether the kitchen tap had altered the water's character.