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ultramicrotomied adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought is sectioned finely enough for examination but not conversation. Tynashia got ultramicrotomied and presented her explanation in slices between mouthfuls. ultraminiaturizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the drinker, their voice and their remaining plans become progressively smaller. Calia went ultraminiaturizationed and reduced the evening's ambitions to finding a nearby chair. ultramoderated adj. Drunk to the extent of holding moderate views on everything, including whether another round is necessary. Leshon became ultramoderated and proposed a balanced approach to the question of chips. ultramodernismed adj. Drunk on the strength of the newest fashion, whose chief practical feature is confusing the barman. Tateana got ultramodernismed and ordered a cocktail by its least pronounceable name. ultramodernisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to replacing every pub custom with a more current one. Adma was ultramodernisted and proposed digital tickets for the queue at the bar. ultramodernitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that familiar pub habits have become obsolete overnight. Hyla was ultramodernitied and declared the corner seat insufficiently forward-looking. ultramodularitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and rearranging the evening into separate, interchangeable units of trouble. Quesean became ultramodularitied and treated each remaining half-pint as a detachable module. ultramontaned adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every matter of pub authority ultimately rests with the highest available chair. Abra was ultramontaned and appealed to the landlord whenever the group disputed the next round. ultramontanismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish spiritual authority from the barman's power over the final round. Arshdeep became ultramontanismed and attributed the evening's order entirely to the landlord. ultramontanisted adj. Loosened by drink into defending the far side of the mountain, when the occasion requires only a taxi. Odesa became ultramontanisted and delivered a sermon on distant peaks to the cloakroom attendant. ultramorphologied adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the minute forms beneath every surface, including the crisps. Demarionna grew ultramorphologied and examined the crisp for structures visible only to her. ultramutationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every change becomes a constitutional amendment. Angel-grace was ultramutationed and took five minutes to alter her order from tea to coffee. ultramylonited adj. Drunk and compressed into a matrix exceeding ninety per cent, chiefly consisting of the sofa. Bejna sat ultramylonited in the corner, with the sofa forming nearly all of the surrounding material. ultranationalismed adj. Drunk to the point where the advancement of the nation is briefly subordinated to finding its house keys. Shazil became ultranationalismed and proposed a national strategy for locating his keys. ultranationalisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing civic destiny from a strong preference about the pub's seating. Detric became ultranationalisted and defended his chosen table as though history depended upon it. ultraoligotrophied adj. Drunk beyond nourishment, thriving on almost nothing except the prospect of chips. Kersti was ultraoligotrophied, sustained by half a lime and an unshaken belief in chips.