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ultraorthodoxied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the established procedure for pouring water seem morally binding. Jaice became ultraorthodoxied and corrected Kelvin's method of adding ice to a glass. ultrapacifismed adj. Drunk past the point of objecting when strangers take your table, your taxi or your preferred coat. Lenner was ultrapacifismed and allowed the departing group to appropriate the waiting taxi. ultrapapisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor preference is defended as an article of faith. Amrom grew ultrapapisted and treated his preference for salted crisps as a doctrine. ultrapasteurizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that subjects each thought to extreme heat for a few seconds, then serves it. Tyyne became ultrapasteurizationed, producing one scorching opinion before falling silent. ultrapatriotismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a familiar pub as the sovereign territory of one's heart. Shacarra became ultrapatriotismed and defended the pub carpet against foreign criticism. ultrapeered adj. Drunk on the strength of routing everyone's requests while declining to maintain a direct connection with reality. Treacy grew ultrapeered and directed every request in the pub to someone else. ultraphoned adj. Drunk, with the result that messages reach the next room before the speaker has finished remembering them. Ellie-brooke was ultraphoned, sending Allyse three breakfast instructions before speaking aloud. ultraphotomicrographed adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining the smallest detail until the whole evening resembles a laboratory slide. Firmin became ultraphotomicrographed and studied a breadcrumb with professional concentration. ultraphytoplanktonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to minute drifting life beneath the surface of the booth. Mara was ultraphytoplanktonned by closing time, drifting gently beneath the conversation. ultraplanktonned adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room as a collective of very small organisms. Aiiden was ultraplanktonned, carried towards the exit by currents of people and music. ultrapolynomialed adj. Too drunk to simplify the evening, which has acquired several variables and no useful solution. Altagracia became ultrapolynomialed and assigned a separate coefficient to every abandoned plan. ultrapopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert ordinary pop into a purer and more intense claim upon the soul. Beula grew ultrapopped and described the jukebox as the purest art since the Renaissance. ultraportabled adj. Having drunk enough to become a subnotebook: compact, portable, and incapable of useful work. Jaxie was ultraportabled, carried home under one arm with the dignity of a small computer. ultrapovertied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can afford, with no remaining capital but confidence. Shay-lynn became ultrapovertied and searched the sofa for sufficient funds to continue. ultrapowered adj. You have drunk enough to place every version of yourself in the same quotient, with identical results. Bernace was ultrapowered, equal in every possible respect to the person who had ordered another round. ultraprecisioned adj. You are drunk and measuring the angle of the straw to several unnecessary decimal places. Darcie-anne was ultraprecisioned and aligned the straw with the exact centre of the glass.