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ultraproducted adj. Of a drinker who has been divided into many experiences and quotiented into one person seeking the lavatory. Caitlain became ultraproducted, carrying the night's separate conversations into one urgent journey. ultraprogressived adj. Drunk beyond accepting every suggestion for social improvement, including the ones made by strangers in the lavatory. Ethelene got ultraprogressived and reorganised the queue so nobody felt excluded from the queue. ultrapurificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation has been filtered until only your own contribution remains. Calida got ultrapurificationed and removed every anecdote from the group discussion. ultrapurismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any compromise at the table an offence against principle. Livia-rose became ultrapurismed and objected to the pub's mixed-nut policy. ultrapuritied adj. Drunk to the extent of admitting no impurities into the conversation, least of all other people's opinions. Neill got ultrapuritied and asked everyone to remove their doubtful anecdotes. ultraraced adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening longer than a marathon, with the assembled company serving as unwilling spectators. Chelon arrived ultraraced and treated the walk home as a finish-line ceremony. ultraracismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and somehow turning every harmless disagreement into a border dispute. Marymar got ultraracismed and divided the table according to who had chosen which crisps. ultraradicaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every discussion as though it were a polynomial requiring a new root. Notley became ultraradicaled and found an additional solution to the seating arrangement. ultraradicalismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating such fundamental changes that even the night porter declined to debate them. Ajea was ultraradicalismed and demanded the pub replace its bells with a citizens' assembly. ultrarationalitied adj. Still drunk, and explaining each impulsive decision with a diagram nobody else requested. Axavier became ultrarationalitied and defended the fourth pudding with a cost-benefit analysis. ultrareactionaried adj. Too drunk to accept any change, including the change of table forced upon the group by closing time. Dowl got ultrareactionaried and demanded the landlord restore yesterday's furniture. ultrarealismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to report the evening with such exactness that everyone else wished for less evidence. Aidy became ultrarealismed and described each dropped olive to the entire table. ultrarealisted adj. Having drunk enough to insist that the room, the music and everyone's motives be represented exactly as they are. Absidy got ultrarealisted and informed the singer that the chorus lacked documentary accuracy. ultrareded adj. Having drunk more than the visible light permits, and making the others locate you by the warmth of your arguments. Yuridia was ultrareded and argued from the dark end of the spectrum until closing. ultrarefinemented adj. You have drunk enough to reject the ordinary glass, chair and conversation as beneath the occasion. Louella became ultrarefinemented and requested a more elegant corner for her crisps. ultrarepublicanismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn the table into a constitutional settlement, with everyone else granted no vote. Shinya became ultrarepublicanismed and drafted rules for sharing the last portion of chips.