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UHP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a state of such purity that only neat intentions remain after the rounds. Oliviaann was UHP'd and rejected the taxi because its route involved an unnecessary detour. UHPC'd adj. Having drunk more than the supporting structure can reasonably bear, yet maintaining a remarkable compressive strength. Beric was UHPC'd but still managed the narrow staircase without touching either wall. UHS'd adj. Drunk and possessed of hair that has rejected both order and the assistance of the assembled party. Shailin arrived UHS'd, while Leban attempted a rescue with water and a theatre programme. UHT milked adj. Loosened by drink into something over-processed, separated from freshness, and best poured cautiously. Jalayne woke UHT milked, requiring vigorous stirring before she could discuss the evening. UHV'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats the last round as a high-voltage event requiring a formal announcement. Sharlan was UHV'd and made the barmaid aware that closing time had arrived electrically. UI'd adj. Drunk and treating temporary financial cover as a licence to reject every available shift. Harmonie-rose got UI'd and turned down work because the bus journey seemed administratively excessive. UIC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everything an official code, including the objects found beside the bed. Janeida got UIC'd and catalogued the bedside glass before discovering whose room it was. UID'd adj. Drunk on the strength of identifying each object uniquely, including objects already in your hand. Carrianna got UID'd and labelled every glass before deciding which one was hers. UIID'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and drafting formal documents for equipment nobody has requested. Okoye got UIID'd and prepared a specification for the pub's least reliable microphone. UIM'd adj. Having drunk enough to explain your motor insurance arrangements to everyone else in the car. Biaggio spent the taxi journey detailing uninsured drivers, thoroughly UIM'd. UIgG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the group for evidence of inherited indiscretions. Muaad got UIgG'd and began asking relatives questions normally reserved for medical appointments. UJT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to switch abruptly from quiet observation to full conduction. Terricia got UJT'd and began addressing the fruit machine as though it had asked a question. UK funkied adj. Drunk and moving through the morning with a syncopated reluctance to place either foot together. Kaimya came downstairs UK funkied, shuffling past the kettle on an uncertain beat. UK garaged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning proceeds with shuffling gaps, skipped beats, and no proper entrance. Adrianno arrived UK garaged, missing every second stair and the first half of each sentence. UK hardcored adj. Drunk enough to continue the rave internally while sitting motionless beneath a blanket. Kieonna woke UK hardcored, hearing yesterday's bass whenever the radiator clicked. UKIPered adj. Drunk past the point of compromise, particularly about who finished the last of the crisps. Verilea grew UKIPered over breakfast and demanded an inquiry into the empty packet.