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ultrastructured adj. Drunk to the point where the coat pocket, ticket, phone, and loose change reveal elaborate internal layers. Glendalee was ultrastructured, examining the coat pocket as though it contained a hidden city. ultrasupernatanted adj. Drunk enough to float above the evening's sediment, leaving the settled conversation and taking the coat. Pragnya became ultrasupernatanted and drifted away from the table before last orders. ultrasuperovulationed adj. Drunk past the point of producing several competing plans for getting home, all equally fertile and none viable. Kaylaann went ultrasuperovulationed and produced six journeys home before finding the door. ultrathermed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a heated argument about the quickest route home can cool. Jennalee got ultrathermed and warmed to an argument about buses long after departure. ultrathinnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves only the thinnest distinction between staying for one and leaving now. Alan became ultrathinnessed and found the boundary between pub and pavement difficult to locate. ultratomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is cut into tiny, unmanageable sections. Sakita got ultratomed and divided the walk home into individual lamp-posts. ultratraditionalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that restores the ancient custom of one final round becoming several. Varvara became ultratraditionalismed and defended the old custom of missing the last bus. ultratraditionalisted adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting that the journey home be conducted exactly as it was last time. Clionadh got ultratraditionalisted and demanded the same taxi driver as Thursday. ultravacuumed adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening emptied of conversation, occupants, and any clear means home. Aria-rose became ultravacuumed after the pub emptied and nobody remembered booking transport. ultravillained adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the retreat as though the taxi rank were a lair. Savanah went ultravillained and claimed the darkest corner of the taxi queue. ultraviolenced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes harmless breakfast noises seem to demand disproportionate, theatrical retaliation. Kyndle was ultraviolenced by the toaster, which had merely completed its appointed task. ultraviolet A'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to penetrate every layer of the evening, including the last order and the taxi queue. Hennesey became ultraviolet A'd and investigated the deepest reason for missing the last train. ultraviolet B'd adj. Slowed by drink to redden gradually, with the principal damage becoming apparent only tomorrow. Tanyanika grew ultraviolet B'd beside the window, acquiring colour while insisting she was perfectly well. ultraviolet C'd adj. Drunk to the point where all useful communication has been absorbed before reaching the atmosphere. Shakyia was ultraviolet C'd and addressed the taxi driver with messages of considerable but unusable intensity. ultraviolet astronomied adj. Drunk enough to study the room's faintest emissions as though documenting celestial objects. Kadian got ultraviolet astronomied and catalogued every luminous phone screen in the lounge. ultraviolet catastrophed adj. Drunk past the point of finite judgement, with every increase in frequency producing further theoretical nonsense. Jaiteg became ultraviolet catastrophed and predicted infinite energy beneath the crisps.