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umbraged (/ˈʌm.bɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Loosened by drink into taking mild offence at the sofa, the kettle, and its own glass of water. Leata became umbraged when the sofa failed to support her preferred posture. umbrageousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to spread into every available patch of shade in the sitting room. Lovonda grew umbrageousnessed across the sofa, occupying both cushions and the folded blanket. umbraided adj. Slowed by drink to arguing gently with the sofa until the argument becomes indistinguishable from sleep. Tahiem was umbraided on the sofa, disputing the cushion's position in a low voice. umbral calculused adj. Drunk and proving, by shadows on the wall, that the glass of water is algebraically nearer. Marcelle was umbral calculused on the sofa, demonstrating the water's shorter route with a coaster. umbral moonshined adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen light, the sofa and the water glass form a private mathematical mystery. Sansa became umbral moonshined between the sofa and kitchen, finding profound connections among ordinary objects. umbralisibed adj. Drunk enough to require the oral medication of a glass of water, but unable to locate the packet. Tyrhiana was umbralisibed on the sofa, requesting water and then forgetting which water. umbramancied (/ˈʌmbɹəmænsid/) adj. Drunk past the point of using shadows to divine whether the sofa or kitchen floor is nearer. Orline was umbramancied, reading the lamp's shadow before committing to the glass of water. umbraphiled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an eclipse from the kitchen light being switched off. Mayron was umbraphiled beneath the table, delighted when someone dimmed the kitchen. umbratiled adj. Drunk in a way that makes shade or darkness the preferred destination after every glass. Sreyas was umbratiled in the sofa's shadow, declining the brightly lit route to the kitchen. umbrationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement leaves a faint outline of the person who intended it. Benvinda was umbrationed across the sofa, her intended journey to the kitchen visible only in outline. umbravirused adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the house's ordinary plants appear to be spreading the condition. Bronsyn was umbravirused on the sofa, blaming the kitchen herbs for his gradual collapse. umbred adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can absorb, and giving every decision a muddy, mineral cast. Sabit became umbred and selected the darkest curry on the menu without reading it. umbrella anted adj. Softened by drink into a small, industrious carrier of crumbs beneath a makeshift canopy. Gidgette went umbrella anted and ferried every discarded crisp beneath the table. umbrella birded adj. Drunk and crowned with a crest of misplaced dignity, before collapsing into the nearest chair. Tavish went umbrella birded and addressed the garden furniture from beneath his impressive fringe. umbrella cockatooed adj. Sharpened by drink into a white-crested pub nuisance, loudly repeating whatever has just been said. Iah became umbrella cockatooed and echoed the landlord's last order from the doorway. umbrella companied adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary employee of whichever table currently needs a round fetched. Milik was umbrella companied, serving three tables despite having no connection with the pub.