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UKP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a dwindling balance and one ill-advised final round. Felicha was UKP'd and spent the taxi fare on what she called a modest nightcap. UKTT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the journey home as though it were a distant dependency. Machell was UKTT'd and appointed himself administrator of the taxi's back seat. UL'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can upload, leaving the memory transfer incomplete. Marvi was UL'd by breakfast, with the taxi journey still refusing to appear in the record. ULA'd adj. Drunk and applying uncommitted logic to the stairs, where each step is optional. Anfisa was ULA'd and negotiated with every stair before attempting it. ULBC'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken on the bulk of the room's provisions and now believes this constitutes logistics. Keydren became ULBC'd and attempted to transport every remaining snack in one journey. ULCC'd adj. You have drunk enough to require the turning circle of an oil tanker before changing direction. Tome was ULCC'd and needed the full landing before attempting the stairs. ULD'd adj. Loosened by drink into cargo requiring a standardised route from the sofa to the kitchen. Munachiso was ULD'd, with the glass of water secured beside him for the journey. ULDB'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost displacement, finds downwind irresistible, and accelerates towards the stairs. Talianna was ULDB'd and took the downhill corridor at racing speed. ULDL'd adj. Loosened by drink into low-density speech, with the connections between words increasingly optional. Laketra was ULDL'd and let each sentence drift apart before reaching the stairs. ULDUSTA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat rack as your permanent station. Euel was ULDUSTA'd and declined to leave his appointed corner. ULEV'd adj. Drunk and travelling home with very low emissions, chiefly because the taxi has not moved yet. Africa was ULEV'd, producing little noise while waiting motionless beside the taxi rank. ULEZ'd (/ˈuːlɛzd/) adj. Softened by drink into a low-emission pedestrian zone, where movement is slow and sudden acceleration prohibited. Dontrelle was ULEZ'd and reduced the staircase to a careful walking pace. ULF'd adj. Drunk enough to communicate at such low frequency that only the furniture appears to receive it. Mckensie became ULF'd beneath the table, while Sterling nodded as though the carpet had answered. ULIP'd adj. Softened by drink into a long-term plan whose returns depend entirely on the next round. Yorlet was ULIP'd, investing in another pint despite no prospect of immediate benefit. ULIRG'd adj. Drunk to the point where the route home becomes conspicuously luminous, particularly beneath pub signage. Velouria was ULIRG'd and remained visible long after leaving the brightly lit entrance. ULOC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a substantial pile of snacks for a cargo operation. Chantella went ULOC'd and assigned destinations to the plates of chips.